Joe Biden making promises that his senile self can't keep. Like promising to reinstate segregation and whatno- oh wait wrong era
Daquan: Man I hate this nigga Joe Lieden, always lying to us
Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
Lieden: Fuck you say to me? Safe to say you aren't black anymore bucko
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER September 01, 2022
I wonder how you even found this but basically it’s that faggot ass Bartholomew but more faggot cuz he a Jew
Bartholojew: I’m more faggot than you
Bartholomew: No im more faggot
Me: Both of you are fucking cancerous go get a life
Fuck Kikes
Bartholomew: No im more faggot
Me: Both of you are fucking cancerous go get a life
Fuck Kikes
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 17, 2019
When someone writes a definition on their name on UrbanDictionary and give it qualities like handsome, smart, athletic and shit.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Even though in real life, they’re fat fucking faggots who jack off to Hentai everyday and hardly see sunlight.
Me: “Dude wtf? Go outside you fat fucking slob, stop posting those urban names.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
You don’t own a lambo, you’ve never fucked a girl in your life, and you’re dad is not the ceo of Microsoft.”
Urban dicker: “Stfu, I don’t need friends. My body pillow is all I need.”
Btw, Humphrey is most likely their name.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 05, 2019
The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.
Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!
Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!
David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?
*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 27, 2022
A fellow italian nigga
He a real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever seen.
It tastes amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.
Props to my italians niggas out there
He a real nigga, he invites you to his luxury apartment and makes you the largest amount of pasta you’ve ever seen.
It tastes amazing, and somehow he magically has enough ingredients.
Props to my italians niggas out there
Niggarino: “Hello my-a nigga! Do you wants-a pasta?”
Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”
Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”
UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to love.”
Me: “Hell yeah nigga! Full send!”
Niggarino: “Coming right up! No, you can’t-a have any you-a fat fucking urban dicker. Go-a outside urban dicker”
UrbanDicker: “Awww, I’m gonna go post my stupid fucking conservative beliefs to UrbanDictionary all while sitting in a dark room with no one to love.”
by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER October 08, 2019