1 definition by INDIE FTW
Chav (lazyus scumbagius).
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?:
.outside the local spar
.street corners
.council estates
.mc donalds, burger king etc.
APPERANCE:
Males:
.hair cut short with highlights in (innit)
.fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc.
.burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit
.baseball cap at a ninety degree angle
.cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up
.anything fred perry
.any sort of knackered white trainer
Females:
.hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie)
.puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit
.fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them
.reebok trainers
HOBBIES:
.standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone
.vandalising local parks
.in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily
.riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park.
.drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff)
VOCABULARY:
the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use:
.Mutha
.ya
.yo
.mint
.u
.yer
.wot
.wowza
.fuka
.class (probably the only real word they can say)
.laff
.innit
.dat
.cwl
(scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out)
MUSIC:
.gangsta rap
.r&b
.hip hop
.grime
(as you can see it's a BIG variety)
by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?:
.outside the local spar
.street corners
.council estates
.mc donalds, burger king etc.
APPERANCE:
Males:
.hair cut short with highlights in (innit)
.fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc.
.burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit
.baseball cap at a ninety degree angle
.cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up
.anything fred perry
.any sort of knackered white trainer
Females:
.hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie)
.puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit
.fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them
.reebok trainers
HOBBIES:
.standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone
.vandalising local parks
.in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily
.riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park.
.drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff)
VOCABULARY:
the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use:
.Mutha
.ya
.yo
.mint
.u
.yer
.wot
.wowza
.fuka
.class (probably the only real word they can say)
.laff
.innit
.dat
.cwl
(scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out)
MUSIC:
.gangsta rap
.r&b
.hip hop
.grime
(as you can see it's a BIG variety)
by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
typical chav conversation
PAIGE: yo chaz lwk wot i nicked from da dentis *<pulls a ok magazine from last year out of her tracksuit bottoms>*
CHAZ:cor wowza it got dem pics' of Jordan an Peta innit an look wot keri katonas bin doin.
GAZ: hey Paige I shagged ur mam las nigt.
All: teehee teehee
PAIGE: yo chaz lwk wot i nicked from da dentis *<pulls a ok magazine from last year out of her tracksuit bottoms>*
CHAZ:cor wowza it got dem pics' of Jordan an Peta innit an look wot keri katonas bin doin.
GAZ: hey Paige I shagged ur mam las nigt.
All: teehee teehee
by INDIE FTW June 28, 2009