Definitions by ILOVEOATMEAL

Constanza

It’s a girl that can conjure spells to make you think she is funny but in reality ur an idiot.

Boy 1: Bro she is so god damn funny.
Boy 2: Nah bruh u buggin
Boy 1: fuck your right Constanza is not funny

Constanza by ILOVEOATMEAL March 1, 2025

Herman 

A squirmy man who’s gonna make a career out of being a whiny man and also being a politician. He’s got short knees and will let you know about it and force you to accommodate for him. He’s also gonna snitch on his colleagues anytime they say or do something that goes against decorum rules. He also will brag about his public school education.

“Hey Herman how are you?”

Herman by Iloveoatmeal July 26, 2023