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smardis
Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.
The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.