IH8MUD's definitions

rugster

Another term for a huge dildo.

Excuse me, does this porn shop have any rugsters? These 16 inchers aren't big enough.

by IH8MUD March 20, 2006

smardis

Smardis (n) - a condition of uncontrollable impulse or erratic behavior, particularly when applied to automotive decisions and/or maintenance. To spaz.

The guy tore apart a land cruiser in one weekend, got half way into the rebuild and then abruptly decided to sell it for peanuts and take up golf. He must be 99th percentile on the smardis spectrum.

by IH8MUD August 25, 2019