Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.
"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce October 01, 2009
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Microsoft

A company that doesn't care if their product is good or not.

Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Microsoft "Wow! This OS is amazing!"

Steve "Wow! This OS is crap!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 12, 2010
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microsoft store

Basically an Apple Store with Microsoft products. No real creativity, even the front looks like an Apple Store!
Bill Gates "Hey, let's make a store that's an Apple Store, put a Windows logo on it, sell Windows computers, and call it a Microsoft Store!"

Steve Ballmer "Yeah!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce August 04, 2010
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