4 definitions by I.B. Noone

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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.
Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.
by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004
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This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.
Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.
by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004
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Single handedly the greatest R&B group Ever. There music has inspired millions all over the world. Diggin on you and Spank that Monkey are just 2 of this groups many great hits.
Man that 2 Trump Tight is off the hook my niggaz.
by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004
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This is a white person who loves beating up on blacks
Yo nigga I be ready to whoop up on yo punck ass fo shizzle my nizzle
by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004
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