Definitions by I.B. Noone

carpet babies 

Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some soft core porn on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or kleenexes so he drops his load on the floor.

Hey you dumbass I just stepped on your carpet babies. Don't sweat it I'll make more.

carpet babies by I.B. Noone March 16, 2004

Fudge Hammer 

This is a white person who loves beating up on blacks

Yo nigga I be ready to whoop up on yo punck ass fo shizzle my nizzle

Fudge Hammer by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

Fudge Hammer 

This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.

Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.

Fudge Hammer by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004

2 Trump Tight 

Single handedly the greatest R&B group Ever. There music has inspired millions all over the world. Diggin on you and Spank that Monkey are just 2 of this groups many great hits.

Man that 2 Trump Tight is off the hook my niggaz.

2 Trump Tight by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004