3 definitions by I put the dic in dictionary
When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022
When the sacred rule of not taking the urinal next to someone is broken and turned up to 11. Lots of people, usually with dicks, piss fuck and innocent urinal user. This will only happen when nobody else is around, so please always take a friend with you to a public toilet… not in a gay way, unless you’re into that but thats not the point. Bring a friend, be quick, and happy safe piddling guys.
Person 1: “Hey man did you here about the public toilet incedent?”
Person 2: “Wait it was true?!”
Person 1: “Ya, its the worst urinal gang bang this town has ever scene.”
Person 2: “Wait it was true?!”
Person 1: “Ya, its the worst urinal gang bang this town has ever scene.”
by I put the dic in dictionary March 23, 2022
When someone wipes their vagina and the small tissue parts break off and stay inside and when you eat them out you lick the tiny tissue balls out and spit it into the girls face like a spitball. Note that you must be licking the vagina like a deer drinking water for it to be a true deer spitball.
by I put the dic in dictionary January 20, 2022