A person who collects cum in a jar for 5 days and maintains it so that it doesn't dry until the 5 day mark is over, when they then slather themselves in all the cock cider. The penigluer usually proceeds to run around the local streets and businesses like they have a brain aneurysm colliding into total strangers and/or volunteers so they get stuck and join the chaos.
Yo, that penigluer and his penigluing session were totally rad! I still have some cum clogging my asshole!
by I fucked a headphone jack once December 28, 2024
Cum that is usually made by a chef and put on somebody's food. The chef convinces the victim that the cum is mayonnaise.
by I fucked a headphone jack once January 01, 2025
When a chef masturbates so hard that his dick skin almost melts and he produces so much jizz to fill a gallon, then uses that cock cider to trick you in to thinking it's mayo and feeds it to you.
P.S. if you don't eat it he'll get mad!
P.S. if you don't eat it he'll get mad!
by I fucked a headphone jack once December 28, 2024