Dec 10

National slap your friends that are 1 inch taller than you day

Short person 1: guess what it’s slap your 1 inch taller than you friends day *slap*
Slightly taller person: ow! Why did you do that?
Short person 1: it’s Dec 10

by I don’t remember December 07, 2020

Spooky dookie

When your taking a poop and the lights turn off.

When the light cut off I was taking a poop and in that moment I realized I realized I was a victim of a spooky dookie.

by I don’t remember July 27, 2019

Frances

An absolute prick. A person that will never get laid because they are such a cunt.

Man wtf I’m gonna drop that class I just had to deal with Frances

by I don’t remember October 31, 2019