I call the shits here's definitions

Tyrone

The only name that people don't write a bunch of shit that makes them seem like the best person to ever exist.

Person 1: It's a bird!
Person 2: It's a plane!
Person 3: It's Tyrone coming to fuck your wife!

by I call the shits here July 18, 2020

Pharmacist

Drug dealer in a white coat

My pharmacist passed me some ibuprofen and we got high last night

by I call the shits here November 19, 2019