Definitions by I am the Napkin

Chomnk

An absolute unit
A larg boi
A chonky child
Past tense: Chomnker

Person one: O M GOSH LOOK AT THAT CHOMNK
Person two: O M GOSH SUCH CHOMNKER

Chomnk by I am the Napkin May 24, 2019

Moskeetskeet

A particularly noisy mosqueeto

Dude bro 8000: Oodang oodang dat be a moskeetskeet
Moskeetskeet: s k e e t

Moskeetskeet by I am the Napkin May 15, 2019

Skeet

The noise a Moskeetskeet makes

Moskeetskeet: s k e e t

Skeet by I am the Napkin May 15, 2019

Dumbass bitchy bitchy wenchface motherfucking dickhead

what you call a bitch.

"Oh, i ate the last cheeto"
"DUMBASS BITCHY BITCHY WENCHFACE MOTHERFUCKING DICKHEAD'

Dumbass bitchy bitchy wenchface motherfucking dickhead by I am the Napkin May 13, 2019

Fraulein Goomina

Fraulein Goomina is the shiny goomy that brought flourish to the land in the time of the great goomy drought.

FRAULEIN GOOMINA!!!!! BRING THE FLOURISH TO THE LAND WITH YOUR EVER GRACEFUL RAIN DANCE!!!!!!!

Fraulein Goomina by I am the Napkin May 10, 2019

OwO wats dis??

a phrase commonly used in the furry comunity

furry #1: Oh yeet *tackles and snuggles*
furry #2: *notices bulge* OwO wats dis??

OwO wats dis?? by I am the Napkin April 30, 2019

Chonk

A doggo who is wide and flompy

Oh wow that is one very chonky puppo

Chonk by I am the Napkin April 15, 2019