I am the Napkin's definitions

Chonk

A doggo who is wide and flompy

Oh wow that is one very chonky puppo

by I am the Napkin April 15, 2019

Moskeetskeet

A particularly noisy mosqueeto

Dude bro 8000: Oodang oodang dat be a moskeetskeet
Moskeetskeet: s k e e t

by I am the Napkin May 15, 2019

Chomnk

An absolute unit
A larg boi
A chonky child
Past tense: Chomnker

Person one: O M GOSH LOOK AT THAT CHOMNK
Person two: O M GOSH SUCH CHOMNKER

by I am the Napkin May 24, 2019

Dumbass bitchy bitchy wenchface motherfucking dickhead

what you call a bitch.

"Oh, i ate the last cheeto"
"DUMBASS BITCHY BITCHY WENCHFACE MOTHERFUCKING DICKHEAD'

by I am the Napkin May 13, 2019

OwO wats dis??

a phrase commonly used in the furry comunity

furry #1: Oh yeet *tackles and snuggles*
furry #2: *notices bulge* OwO wats dis??

by I am the Napkin April 30, 2019

Skeet

The noise a Moskeetskeet makes

Moskeetskeet: s k e e t

by I am the Napkin May 15, 2019

Fraulein Goomina

Fraulein Goomina is the shiny goomy that brought flourish to the land in the time of the great goomy drought.

FRAULEIN GOOMINA!!!!! BRING THE FLOURISH TO THE LAND WITH YOUR EVER GRACEFUL RAIN DANCE!!!!!!!

by I am the Napkin May 10, 2019