Definitions by I am jake

kohlton 

A retartarted person who is jakes bitch and servant forever

Kohlton get over here and make me a fucking sandwich you bitch!

kohlton by I am jake February 7, 2014

fucktart 

you guys suck at defining this word.
FUCKTARD=fuck+retard so it is baisically fucking retard
FUCKTART=fuck+pastry so it is baisically fucking pastry

both are used in the same context,Fucktart is undoubtedly more awesome and effective

God, she pissed on your leg and then told you it was raining? WHAT A FUCKTART!

fucktart by I AM JAKE November 5, 2006