I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN's definitions

ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

get clapped

WHAT GAYNITE KIDS SAY IN GAYNITE

KID: GET CLAPPED NERD

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A gay website that lets 12yr olds express there feelings such as: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Kid: MAN DID YOU SEE WHAT TIMMY POSTED ON URBAN DICTIONARY

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

Teacher

A person who teaches us things THAT WE DO NOT NEED TO LEARN. ALL TEACHERS NEED TO LEARN THAT WHEN AM I GOING TO USE 2+2 IN REAL LIFE! (Sorry Timmy is a special needs kid this is his mother)

MAN THOSE TEACHERS PROBABLY NEVER ATE ONE SINGLE DINO NUGGY !

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

ePic GAmER TOoL

NO WORDS

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020