Definitions by I’m tits

Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

Evan by I’m tits March 18, 2021

When you pull out your fresh mangos and Brandon starts begging

Feind - Bro please I haven’t had nic In days I’m dying for a rip

Feind by I’m tits July 16, 2019