I’m Not Black.'s definitions

Schrödinger’s Prairiedogger

The theoretical possibility of a man holding in a shit urgently busting into the public bathroom while someone decided to piss in the toilet and possibly soiling himself, and the eternal guilt the individual will experience if this highly unlikely event happens.

“i piss in the toilet stall sometimes”
“how could you what about Schrödinger’s prairiedogger"

by I’m Not Black. July 16, 2025

Femboys

A guy, usually young who identifies as a man but dresses, acts, and/or presents in a feminine way, such as wearing makeup, having a traditionally feminine hairstyle, wearing skirts or dresses etc. Often associated with the stereotype of thigh highs, skirts and maid outfits commonly fetishized online.

Gl’hborp’übul: “Femboys” are truly one of the cutest lifeforms on planet Earth.
Gl’eëborp-r7: You state only the truth, my friend. We shall spread word of the “Femboys” to planet P’glorp’nrrüæ2 when we return. Hopefully our species will propagate them in the next 46 half-lifes.

Gl’hborp’übul: System, reconstruct my atoms in the Masturbation-Pod 2999.

by I’m Not Black. October 19, 2025

Alright, Sancho..

What you say to a person when they start to talk about something far-fetched or stupid. “Sancho” can be used to refer to the person themselves in this scenario.

Sancho: "Yo, i think the Great Pyramids are built out of alien cum and the government is using birds as fake robot terminator spies”
Normal Person: Alright, Sancho..

by I’m Not Black. February 18, 2025

Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.

Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.

by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025

Niggolding

When a white slave owner from the 1800s gets sexually excited by watching his slaves be whipped by another man.

“John asked me to whip his slaves this mornin' and he just stared at me while i ‘done it. I think he might be niggolding."

by I’m Not Black. May 25, 2025

Negrosis

The effects on the human body caused by the rare, contagious Negrose virus. The slow darkening of skin, both in the form of full-body darkening and vitiligo-like patches of extreme melanin, as well as heightening of the body, hair loss, et cetera. If not cured, by the time the virus loses its hold on a Caucasian person with an average immune system, they will be visually near indistinguishable from an African-American. Rarely, the virus can effect people with darker skin, which usually results in the skin becoming abnormally grey-toned, weight loss, and after a week or so, death.

White guy 1: "i hear jimmy’s undergoing negrosis…”
White guy 2: “guess he’ll have to change his name to jamal”

by I’m Not Black. June 5, 2025

Orville Peck effect

When one artists’s music is so peak, it gets you into a genre that you don’t like.

Dude, i’m listening to this new punk band, i’ve never even bothered to listen to punk music before but this shit is peak, they have the Orville Peck effect on me

by I’m Not Black. June 30, 2025