I, Wreckerrr's definitions

Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

my hands are lightning

You act quickly and decisively when an important choice is made.

My hands are lightning on my guns!

by I, Wreckerrr October 16, 2020

Hosetta Stone

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

get butts in

Get butts in seats is an old marketing saying, whether selling cars, event seats or other seated activities.

This new band will definitely get butts in seats!

by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020

Skunknado

A storm of awful odors.

The closed toilet was a major skunknado!

by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

ape ugly

Someone who is unattractive in an ape like way.

That ballplayer is ape ugly!

by I, Wreckerrr October 28, 2020

Screaming peepees

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016