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Definitions by I'm Not LIke You Guys

Dirty Dora 

Queen of Spades
Dirty Dora is the name for the queen of spades in the game of hearts because the object of the game is to have the fewest points and taking Dirty Dora gives you thirteen all in one card while each heart is only worth one.
I was dealt Dirty Dora and had so many spades to back her up I just bided my time until I had the perfect opportunity to play that card on the one player who was beating me to put me in the lead.

school teacher 

One who has a calling to work at a school teaching kids when they know full well it's a thankless, time-consuming, low-paying job, but they do it anyway because the pull is so strong they must teach.
One who teaches so as to get summers off.
Friend with a corporate job: Why on earth would you be a school teacher when you could make so much more working at your brother's law firm?
Me: I have to, it's my calling. At least being a school teacher gives me summers off!

teacher defeat 

the hopeless giving in of a teacher to student misbehavior rather than exerting the energy it would take to gain back control of the class
The students could sense teacher defeat was just moments away so they redoubled their obnoxious tomfoolery to push the poor lady over the edge in order to have 2o minutes free time at the end of the period

teacher revenge

assigning a long, tedious, difficult assignment worth a large percentage of the grade to get back at students for pissing off the teacher
Teacher revenge is an unspoken practice valued by teachers for the pleasure derived from the satisfaction of making students pay for the difficulties and pain they have caused.