wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005

little britain

1) To be over-rated

2) To be deeply unfunny

3) To sell out

1) Jimmy Carr is so Little Britain

2) Nathan Barley was almost as bad as Little Britain

3) Well I dont see Steve Coogan doing a Little Britain.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005

Fripp

1) A condom.

This word comes from secretly naming a condom after a guitar player of King Crimson.

1) I'm gagging for a shag. Do you have a Fripp?

by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005

Billy Bear

1) A luncheon meat that can be bought at Tescos'. It comes in the shape of a bears face and has eyes and a big smile.

2) To be silly.

1) Mum i'm hungry. I want Billy Bear in my sandwiches.

2) Its left not right you Billy Bear.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005

Peep Show

A great new British TV comedy show, which started on Channel 4 in 2003. It is nothing like the BBC show The Office because it's not in anyway done like a documentary. The show is more similar to Sean Lock's 15 Stories High - but alot of the show is seen through the eyes of the main two characters who share a flat together.

1) Peep Show is funny.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 04, 2005

Bringin Da Ice

"Bringin Da Ice" is a term used to describe something somebody has done that is cool or looks good (therefore the person is "bringin da ice") It can also be used for pretty much anything as an alternative to awesome or safe

1) Woah that's an amazing keyboard solo - he's bringin da ice fo sho.

2) He's bringin da ice and owning you n00b.

3) This burger brings da ice.

4) She's so hot she's bringin da ice.

by I'm Jack Cooper March 29, 2006

Mike Portnoy

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

by I'm Jack Cooper April 01, 2005