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Definitions by I'm Already In your Database

High Fructose Porn Syrup 

(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.

(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"

TurBOTOX 

- What many stressed-out women ask for from a doctor or beauty specialist when they need their faces to look relaxed and youthful in a hurry.
- "Forget about using TurboTax right now, I need TurBOTOX for tonight!"

- "She went to the plastic surgeon to get her face TurBOTOXED for this weekend's wedding."

- "I was TurBOTOXED earlier this week so I'd look good during the photography session."

- "You look really tired right now, and need to be TurBOTOXED immediately!"

- "I was TurBOTOXED this week, and have had immediate results! Can't you tell by looking at my face?"

COPYLIFT 

~ COPYLIFT (v.)

~ COPYLIFTING, COPYLIFTED (v.)
~ COPYLIFTER (n.)

Similar to shoplifting (stealing) in the 3D world, COPYLIFTERS take original text from another online source and relocate it into a blog or social media page, etc. What's worse, COPYLIFTING never gives credit to the original author of such information, nor are links to the original web source provided.
I invented the word 'COPYLIFT,' and now everyone is using it online!
"Look, I am an O-Neg, and I can give my blood to ANYONE!"