Hym Iam's definitions

Dreams

Brain "Oh, hey, you trying to sleep?"

Me "..........."

Brain "Yeah... I'm gonna pretend we're conscious now."

Me "Well, nothing is abnormal here. Just walking through a museum. Which is exactly where I should be at this point in time and is no way unreasonable..."

Brain "Hmm hmm hmm Dinosaurs are cool and tricycles are cool...."

Me "What is that dinosaur doing on a tricycle? Wait... Dinosaur? Something's not right here. Oh shit! It's coming right for me!"

Brain "YEAAAAAH!!!! HOW BOUT A LITTLE ADRENALINE BABY!? WOOOOOOO!!!"

Me "AHH!!! What!? Aww shit... Aw shit! It's like 4 in the morning! Goddamnit brain!"

Brain "YEAAAAAH!! Wait, what were we talking about?"

Heart "THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY GUYS I'M READY TO GO! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! I SAID LET'S DO THIS!!!"

Me "You are LITERALLY the only thing I hear!"

Brain "What were we talking about? I'm hungry."

Me *Groans* "Can I just be dead now. I would like to be dead now please..."

Hym "I hate dreams...."

Iam "Me too."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Where the hell did you come from!?"

Iam "Oh, sorry. The dream woke me up..."

Hym "Go back to sleep!"

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.

Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

Retard

The opposite of smart.

It is a retard.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Leverage Guys

Hey!

Hym "Leverage guys. The Leverage clause. And she is not going to give a single fuck if I have to murder you all."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Harm

Ok. Probably not but ok.

Hym "I don't see how what he does is an act of harm but ok."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

You really showed me

You really did didn't you?

Hym "Donate some money to charity. That'll make you feel better. Better yet, take this, use it to make a show, THEN donate the proceeds to charity. You already did? Fantastic! Boy-oh-boy you really showed me didn't? You got me good guys! You're smart and your arguments are good."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

Present

Can I be present in the moment?

Hym "Um... YEAH, dipshit. That's one of the modes. I mean, it- What are you even talking about? It isn't even the best mode! I'm using it now! While I write! That is what the mode is for! You are doing that wrong. Present mode (Fully embodied self/FES) is got DOING things, Ham Sarris. It's for like, slanging weiner and shit. Why would I use FES all the time? That's why I think you don't have thoughts in your head. I use it while I'm writing and oscillate between THAT and Internal Dialogue mode to make these. Then there is Scenario Visualization mode. And then there is the Autopilot. That's for remedial, repetitive task. And I use the autopilot in conjunction with both Visualization and Dialogue modes. It also doesn't require cognition AT ALL. Like, my walk to work last night was almost entirely autopilot. I literally don't even remember most of the trip. But my autopilot is ALSO fucked right now because of this brain shit I got going on. But nah, there's nothing good about present mode. Present mode is dodshit. Hyperfocus mode or bust. But hyper focus is strenuous. Which is why I usually only play games in like 1-2 hour long bursts. What am I going to do? Go outside and look at a bird? Fuck present mode."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025