Hym Iam's definitions

24 hours

Shit, I could end it in 24 hours too! How long does it take to fly to Russia? 19.5 hours? Easy.

Hym "You want to know how to end the war in 24 hours? You fly down to Russia. You set up a meeting with Putin and you tell him 'You're right. They shouldn't have tried to join Nato. They violated the agreement. They knew what the consequences would be and they called your buff anyway and now they are paying the price of their own stupidity. But enough is enough. You'll get your pound of flesh. This idiot ISN'T GOING TO JOIN NATO. No more Russian blood needs to be spilled. You're right. You win.' And obviously you don't let the idiots hear you and lie about what you said. And then it's over. Peace talks are scheduled."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

Weak Men

We're all about taking responsibility... But only until it's time to blame weak men for the state of society. Weak men 'blame excuses' and 'Strong men' blame 'Weak men.' Lead me better fuck-face! What are you doing up there? Why aren't you leading us to the promised land?

Hym "So... Let me get this straight... It's my job or role... To get strong... So I can do the thing... That the current strong men are SUPPOSED to be doing... But are either NOT DOING or FAILING to do... Because the strong version of me will, I don't know, lead better than the current strong version of YOU? I'm supposed to 'learn a skill' and clean your shit clogged toilets instead of complaining about the state of society... While YOU complain about the state of society... For money... And weak men are to blame for the state of society? Perfect. That's deliberate. I take full credit. I'm glad I could be directly responsible for the suffering of others. Enjoy. Enjoy the suffering. I know I will. I'll be playing Mortal Kombat."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

Deservedness

I doubt you think you deserve anything bad that has ever happened to you.

Hym "You're explicitly stated beliefs regarding 'deservedness' is that anyone who doesn't behave the way you PRETEND to behave (until your next confessional) or behave the way you want them to behave.... You believe they deserve to burn forever... But it's ok... Because they did it to themselves... By not doing what you told them to... Which is a sentiment I share! Accept about your kids! Burn em up real good. Heh."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

Is that God to you

No it isn't God to me you fucking retard

Retard "Is that God to you? Eheh... Eheh..."

Hym "Wrong level of abstraction and you're defaulting back to you're initial assumption which is literally the reason I'm more famous than you."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2023

Dark

Is it?

Hym "The only thing 'dark' I see is the shadows cast by the bars of the cage..."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2023

Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....

Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Meaningful and Purposeful

Aw, but muffin... I mean... You said that was GOD a second ago. You said it was God... AND NOW, you're saying that it's kids? What happened to 'happiness?' You were mocking people for not being happy in a place where your great gram-gram got turned into chicken pot pie...

Hym "Ha! Sounds like a projection to me! Children make life more meaningful and purposeful... TO YOU! It sounds like other people's life's are less meaningful or purposeful to you. Sounds you think your life is more important than everybody else because your slut wife dumped out a couple of trophies for you.... But you're not. And neither are your kids. Your value is 1 and, in time, it will revert back to 0. The value of you children's life is 1. It will also revert to 0."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023