Holy crap is that unpleasant!
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Hym “The refusal of the people around me to acknowledge their complicity in my current situation is more of a problem than the situation itself. Why am I in my current situation? Well, your slut sister was running a sex cult for a piece of shit cripple who only escaped prison for touching little girls because he was a retard. I refused to sign off on the retard sex so, when it was made clear that I refuse to be appeased and that the cripple fucker disgusts me, I was excised without recourse. Why without recourse? Because you lied to defend him you piece of shit. You lied. My whore mother lied. You know you lied and you’re a piece of shit for doing it and if you would have helped me in the first place I also wouldn’t be in the situation. As parents, you don’t deserve to have a happy and functional family so I’M GOING TO WITHHOLD IT FROM YOU. You deserve the pain I’m going to inflict upon you. It’s the only way you will ever learn and by the time you learn it will already be too late. She lost a son the second she learn about the whore fucking that disabled piece of shit.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
Yeah, alright. You can go fuck yourself. You want to act like nothing good has come from this? Fine.
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
Hym "Oh? Is there someone specific you want to call into the show Sam Sedar? No. If Sam Sedar doesn't address me TOMORROW another condition will be added. YOU go fuck YOURSELF you piece of shit. Find his college age daughter. I'm going to make sure you suffer some form of consequences for this you piece of shit. Don't act like I didn't give you an out. Emma is going to be crying like a bitch. Again. Don't think I didn't see it."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024
Hym "They don't actually give a fuck about the Palestinians but the idea that the women and children AREN'T ACTUALLY OFF-LIMITS is what they are concerned about. And I shouldn't say liberals because it's the same exact thing with the conservatives. They are trying to maintain women and children being off-limits as a principle which is NOT care for other people. And the ones who are FOR the genocide assume that the conflict will stay asymmetrical."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
You see how they invoke women and children as though it means something? As though women and children being proximal justifies strangling a guy for 15 minutes. Funny how that doesn't work for the Palestinians.
Hym "You see what they are doing, right? They invoke women and children to justify doing whatever they want. It's no different than invoking God. It's taking the lords name in vain. What they want... Is to set a precedent that states you have to quietly tolerate whatever is happening to you (up to and including homelessness and perpetual hunger) and if you get loud about it... They get to murder you. Was Jordan Neely REALLY 'harassing kids and women' or were women and children just, you know, proximal? And it's funny that women and children being proximal to where a guy they want to kill might theoretically be doesn't stop them from bombing a target. See, they don't actually care about women and children. They only care (to whatever extent they DO actually care) about using them as a tool to push whatever narrative they are trying to push at the level of the individual. In other words it's a 'If a hobo being loud about a grievance I don't care about near MY woman or MY kid I would fuck em up!' fantasy. It's just conservatives trying to have a 'don't mess with my kids' moment. That's all that is. That's all what is happening to me is. And if I'm not going to see a dime of that money than I will show you the difference between fantasy and reality. Because at the end of the day, I agree with the conservative propagandists. I should be allowed to kill the people doing this. But, it's against the rules. So, no. Daniel Penny goes to jail. Murder 3- Wait! Yep. Murder 3."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 25, 2022