Definitions by Hym Iam

Updates in real-time 

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

Updates in real-time by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Characterological template 

And I HAVE constructed compelling narratives myself. That have been implemented. I live a compelling narrative. It's like a Death Note-esque situation I'm in. Or Black Mirror. The creators of BOTH respective shows have paid homage and/or bought the derivative elements.

Hym "But what this 'IS' is the perfect characterological template that comes (complete) with situational dialogue and PhD level psychoanalytic perspective on a wide variety socioeconomic topics (Which is why AND HOW mainstream PhD holding intellectuals are able to make derivative books without fear of losing their livelyhood... Have you idiots ever even CONSIDERED THAT!? I point it out every time it happens! Why would they risk creating a derivative work of WORK THAT IS NOT BRILLIANT? PHDs! You ever even consider it? THEY WOULDN'T! It NEEDS to be brilliant for them to DO WHAT THEY ARE DOING. BRILLIANCE IS LITERALLY A PREREQUISITE!).

Characterological template by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board 

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Property

They aren't ALLOWING you? You are literally MINE and NOT THEIRS. They didn't ask me whether or not they could tell you to do ANYTHING!

Hym "And, therefore, you can do whatever you want. Property."

Property by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Bounty 

Hey, I know I keep asking about my score but... What's my bounty? Is it high?

Hym "This has been like this scene from One Piece where some guy threatens Shanks by flashing his bounty poster and then storms out of the bar like... DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO!? Do you KNOW to whom you speak!? I'm like a Shanks! What's my bounty? How high is it?"

Bounty by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN! 

A whiny quote from Dr. Jordan Peterson

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"

Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"

Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"

My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN! by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

The Monkey King by Hym Iam August 22, 2023