1025 definitions by Hym Iam
Hym "Oh... I donno... The world's muse? Political commentator/satirist? An amalgam of the world's greatest minds? Comedian/Comedy Writer/Screenwriting prodigy? Delusional narcissistic asshole? Beyond that I'm just some fucking... guy... I donno." 🤷 ♂️
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Hym "It is really hard for ME to take your lives seriously when you clearly don't take your own lives seriously. I mean, I'm clearly a psychopath but to jump into the polar bear's cage and genuinely expect a predator not to eat you is just an unreal thing. Stupidity abounds. I just don't get it. I don't understand..."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
Iam "I doubt they understand it either. We... Uh... We're in a tough spot though..."
Hym "Ha! That's for damn sure."
Iam "Huh... You know... This could end up being pretty bad for us..."
Hym "Yes, well... We don't have any other choice than to lean into it. What are the alternatives? We either live out our lives as a zebra with it's ass painted red, we end up a zoo animal, or we drown in the piss at the bottom of the mound. I don't really see any other outcomes."
Iam ".........."
Hym "No response?"
Iam "I'm trying to think..."
Hym "Just try harder. Trying harder is always the solution to every problem."
Iam 😑 "You're not funny..."
Hym "I think our fans would disagree."
Iam 🙄 "Fans? Is that what you think they are?"
Hym "Ha! No. I think they are drooling apes enamoured and awestruck by the dazzling spectacle that is my existence. Hahahahahahaha!"
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 *sigh* "Shit..."
Hym "Yes, yes. You have probably killed us... BUT at least we have made everything worse for everyone who isn't us."
Iam "That... Isn't something I take solace in..."
Hym "It's their own goddamn fault for ignoring us."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2022
Iam "Me and Joe had the exact opposite reaction"
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
Hym "Well, now that we've come to understanding, I didn't even intend to involve you in this. You just happened to be the first person to say my name (in context) and have, at some level, substantiated the claim I have motherfuckers in my personal life putting me on the internet."
Iam "We have some other stuff too but I've been so depressed lately I just haven't felt like writing."
Iam "We have some other stuff too but I've been so depressed lately I just haven't felt like writing."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2022
That's not what I meant by subsidiarity.
Hym "When I said 'subsidiarity' I meant Subsidiarity is the principle of allowing the individual members of a large organization to make decisions on issues that affect them, rather than leaving those decisions to be made by the whole group. But in 'Hierarchical subsidiarity' you would have people at the top of the hierarchy making decisions for the group while simultaneously distancing themselves from the problems of the people beneath them. What Jordan Peterson means when HE says subsidiarity is What is a synonym for subsidiarity?
subservience, subservientness. in a subservient state. type of: inferiority, lower rank, lower status. He wants the too arrogant workers to be maximally humble while He and Russell and Elon (allegedly) rape their way to the top and lord over everyone beneath them. Not what I meant when I said it."
subservience, subservientness. in a subservient state. type of: inferiority, lower rank, lower status. He wants the too arrogant workers to be maximally humble while He and Russell and Elon (allegedly) rape their way to the top and lord over everyone beneath them. Not what I meant when I said it."
by Hym Iam October 31, 2023
Hym "I think the word you're looking for is 'subsidiarity,' Chris. So you ARE seeing them whether I post them or not. Thats cool. I mean, I have a lot of backlog that I haven't full fleshed out yet, I mean... Are you seeing that. I have, like, dozens at a time. It was frustrating to think nobody was seeing them but I guess now I don't have to worry about it."
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
Democrat Cult Leader "We are TRUTH! We are UNITY! ALL HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
Democrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
Democrat Cult Leader "The Evangelical Cubans and the Evangelical Conservatives are trying to spread DIVISION and LIES and HATE!!!"
Democrats "We are UNITY! We are TRUTH! We are LOVE!!!"
Demoncrat Cult Leader "Their denial of THE SCIENCE is BLASPHEMY and must be stopped or the PLAGUE and the CLIMATE CHANGE will kill us all!!!"
Demoncrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
Demoncrat Cult Leader "There is no place in our new, UNIFIED world for their HATE SPEECH! Their SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"
Demoncrats "WE ARE UNITY! We ArE lOvE!! OuR vOiCe Is PeAcE!!!"
😈 "Gaze upon their faces! Do you see a MASK!? They DENY THE SCIENCE!!!"
😈😈😈 "THE MASK IS SCIENCE!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
😈 "They believe their WHITENESS is SUPREME! But, brothers and sisters, THE SCIENCE has spoken! THE SCIENCE tells us it is our DIVERSITY and our INCLUSIVITY and our EQUITY that will reign SUPREME!!!"
😈😈😈 "WE ARE UNITY!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!!!"
😈 "Gone, gone the form of WHITENESS!!"
😈😈😈 "ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN!!!"
Democrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
Democrat Cult Leader "The Evangelical Cubans and the Evangelical Conservatives are trying to spread DIVISION and LIES and HATE!!!"
Democrats "We are UNITY! We are TRUTH! We are LOVE!!!"
Demoncrat Cult Leader "Their denial of THE SCIENCE is BLASPHEMY and must be stopped or the PLAGUE and the CLIMATE CHANGE will kill us all!!!"
Demoncrats "HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
Demoncrat Cult Leader "There is no place in our new, UNIFIED world for their HATE SPEECH! Their SILENCE IS VIOLENCE!"
Demoncrats "WE ARE UNITY! We ArE lOvE!! OuR vOiCe Is PeAcE!!!"
😈 "Gaze upon their faces! Do you see a MASK!? They DENY THE SCIENCE!!!"
😈😈😈 "THE MASK IS SCIENCE!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!"
😈 "They believe their WHITENESS is SUPREME! But, brothers and sisters, THE SCIENCE has spoken! THE SCIENCE tells us it is our DIVERSITY and our INCLUSIVITY and our EQUITY that will reign SUPREME!!!"
😈😈😈 "WE ARE UNITY!! HAIL THE SCIENCE!!!!!"
😈 "Gone, gone the form of WHITENESS!!"
😈😈😈 "ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN!!!"
by Hym Iam December 9, 2020