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Queers for Palestine

So... Even people who THEY THEMSELVES WOULD KILL... Consider what is happening to them is wrong...
Hym "You want some ancient wisdom, Jordan? You should check out Slavoj Žižek's criticism of 'Wisdom' by the way, but here it it: Anyone who isn't willing to defend their enemies when they are right will undoubtedly cover for their allies when they're wrong. Queers for Palestine does more to lend credence to the calls for ceasefire then anything else. You're dishonest and bad people."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
mugGet the Queers for Palestinemug.

Smarter

That cripple isn't smarter than I am you discount Jennifer Lawrence-looking slut.
Hym "The people Chris considers smarter than him are stupid to me."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
mugGet the Smartermug.

Wokeism

Is it really killing creativity? Is that the problem? Or is it that the creatives aren’t being paid for their work and then they stop creating? Because they need, like, food and stuff and can’t spend all their time writing if they have to, I don’t know, work 9 days in a row and then debate whether or not to walk 4 miles to the laundromat to get quarters on the tenth day and spend all day doing laundry (because your whore of a wife won’t fuck me and I have to do it myself) and then either clean my house or not because because to fuck your slutty wife I need my house to be clean and then I have 1 day off after that before I have to work again. I mean I find time but I’m a genius and the plurality of my thought is so vast that were the ocean to disappear tomorrow, I could refill it with my mind. But not everyone is like me. You need to pay creatives.
Hym “Yeah... It’s not the wokeism...”
by Hym Iam December 4, 2022
mugGet the Wokeismmug.

Famous

No but I permeated the ether... Like a God!
Hym "No not famous but ALSO not a retarded bitch. Seriously, we can end the existential superiority round and I'll use my winning to hire a kickboxing coach and we can start the genetic superiority round whenever you want."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
mugGet the Famousmug.

Dick/Brain parallel

Hym "And the reason it's not actually parallel is thus: If you take me and a fat-cock and you cut both of our dicks off... One of us changes and the other does not. Also know as the dicktelligence false equivalence, the Dick/Brain parallel is not real."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
mugGet the Dick/Brain parallelmug.

No, bitch

I'm not letting you abscond with my work and I'm not lifting a finger to get my fuck money. Bring it here and bring it here now, or explain to the parents why monetizing my work to spite me was more important to you than their kids life you fucking vermin.
Hym "No, bitch. I'm not doing it. Whoever is telling you that you don't have to pay my must love child murder as much as I do because there is absolutely 0 chance I am going to let you abscond with my work without paying me."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2025
mugGet the No, bitchmug.

I know what the answer is

And I kmow what you're going to say...
Hym "Mostly because you've been saying it. I know what the answer is. The right answer at least. Why do this? Seriously. You have make it clear as day they have already told the truth. I was right. Jordan is having a fit because it was all true. Now, I have to sit here feeling like my brain is going to bust out of my skull and for what? To keep the other dr3gs from getting ideas that you can't steal? Keep the YouTube freaks from having to participate in the lives they profit from?"
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the I know what the answer ismug.

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