Hym Iam's definitions
You'd think it would be Allen.
I think Elliot should be Allen because Elliot isn't the male form of the name Ellen. Then again, if he is really a man then why does she have to change his name? There are men named Leslie. If she is a man because he says she is then he doesn't have to change her name because whatever his name is would be the name of a man. Not that I'm against changing your name. It's just ridiculous to me that because you are no longer the one that you used to be that somehow your name needs to change. Also, if you are a man or woman regardless of your genitalia then you wouldn't need surgery or hormones because you would be what you say you are regardless of either. Ridiculous. It's so incoherent.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
Get the Allenmug. Trump himself invoked the Epstein client list and insinuated that Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew were involved in some wayand they said their were thousands of victims. How are their thousands of victims but no perpetrators?
Hym "Waste time? You said there was a sex island and the fucking camera went down right before he supposedly killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? Nonononono don't just scapegoat Pam Bondi. Don't say it was her. Trump said it was a cesspool and invoked Prince Andrew. Where are these thousands of victims? Aside from the one that just killed herself recently. Like, what the fuck happened with the one that killed herself? Maybe if the media did something other than fein ignorance the government would have a harder time getting away with shit like this. And now he wants to pardon Maxwell? For what? What is she even I prison for in the first place?"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the Waste Timemug. Hym "I'm glad the absurdity of the world continues to keep me (morally) in the clear. The Lizzard is doing God's work over there. Hahaha! That is great. You guys are the fucking worst. First you try to win the game. Now you're trying to prove that you're right. Why not just cut your losses and take the 'L'? 'We ShOuLdN't HaVe To LoSe To YoU!!! yOuR'e NoT bEtTeR tHaN aLl Of Us!!!' Oh! Be careful! That sounds familiar! You're starting to sound like ME! Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Holy shit! This. Is. Priceless. You HAVE to see how ridiculous this is! There is no way you don't! Hahaha! I can't! I just can't! Why do you guys have to be like this? And on a different note; swollen? Really!? You gotta do better than that! You're almost as bad a Shuuji over there! It does hurt a little bit though. When I bite or open my jaw. Ouch. I appreciate you thinking about me though. Whatever makes you feel better about the situation. Anywho... I wild. And to think, if I hadn't been hired to work in a sex cult none of us would be here right now. I still wouldn't be getting any but I'd probably be striving valiantly toward the future and you wouldn't know I existed. I'd still have people following me but think of all the things that wouldn't have been if I had kept my mouth shut. Hahahahahahaha aha aha! Hoooooo... This is tragic. Truly and seriously tragic."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2022
Get the Absurditymug. Hym "You know, I have never lost my drugs. That isn't a thing for me. How are these motherfuckers leaving drugs all over the place? Also, it's horseshit that all these trannies are getting invited to the Whitehouse instead of me. I could have stolen cocaine right now. But no. You don't want me to have nice things."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2023
Get the Cocainemug. Hym "I don't even like country and EVEN I think Rich Men North of Richmond is a frickin banger! I listen to it 3-4 times a night at work. It's good. Give him 1 million dollars. And a hat. That says 'Hym is the greatest.' And the buy me some nicotine pouches... Because I'm out of nicotine pouches..."
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
Get the Rich Men North of Richmondmug. Why do people think you're intelligent? AMERICANS rape and murder people. IN AMERICA. We don't bomb their neighborhood and kill their neighbors and their neighbor's kids with them. We don't even execute them! They don't even go to prison for the rest of their lives. "The west" purports to believe the rights are intrinsic to all men. That rights aren't a circumstance of birth but, rather, a birthright.
Hym "I mean really! He wants to be my boyfriend SO BAD! GAAAAAAAAAAAYAH! GAAAAAAAAAY! 'hAmAs RaPeS aNd MuRdErS pEoPlE!' Seriously, if I had vivans A.I. would be sentient by now."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the Hamas Rapes and Murders Peoplemug. What you say when you're getting fucked by a retard. Or if you were taught not to swear my might just replace any swear word you hear with "Poop".
by Hym Iam September 27, 2020
Get the Fuck fuck fuck fuckmug.