Definitions by Hym Iam

Chicago Mayor 

There it is! THERE it is! He says it out loud!

Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"

Chicago Mayor by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Legal Precedent 

Good. Good... I mean my whole thing is peripheral culpability. It's like my whole thing.

Hym "Now (thanks to the new legal precedent) I'll be able to link the likely but preventable child murder that will happen EXPLICITLY AS THE RESULT of a targeted harassment campaign and the public theft of the solution to the current iteration of A.I. and link it to these piece of shit self-help YouTubers... And HOPEFULLY... I can detroy their lives from the grave... And then they kill themselves. It's a win-win"

Legal Precedent by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Expendable Meat 

The last fucking person I would take advice from.

Navy Seal "Hey! Do you want to learn how to become the best expendable meat you can be!?"

Hym "What? No. I don't consider myself expendable. The fact that you consider ME expendable is dehumanizing and a problem. You self-help garbage are the single worst, most narcissistic people on the planet. I though the celebrity's were bad but I have made and entire 180 on that. You don't have a mindset. You barely have a mind. It's hard to even consider it a mind. Die. Die faster. Actually, kill some kids and THEN die."

Expendable Meat by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

The First Guy to Own A Nightclub 

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.

Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"

The First Guy to Own A Nightclub by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Palestinian genocide 

You know... It's kind of dog-shit.

Hym "Because the women were like 'Kill all men' and I was like 'Yeah! Start with the fat-cocks! Fat-cock genocide!' And you guys were all 'Booo! We can't do a genocide!' And then you go right ahead and do a Palestinian genocide anyways! It's dog-shit! Waste of a perfectly good genocide. I don't know about you but I'd trade so fat-cocks for some Palestinian kids any day."

Palestinian genocide by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

A.I.

If you think it doesn't write as well as people you severely overestimate how well people write... It's not good. I'm technically the best at it.

Hym "Hey, hey news man. Do the one wbout how the idea for the current iteration of A.I. came from a guy from Urban dictionary who hasn't been credited or paid... Do that one next... Or the one about YouTubers being parasitic filth. Do that one too! A two parter!"

A.I. by Hym Iam February 7, 2024

Convenient 

"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.

Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."

Convenient by Hym Iam February 5, 2024