He actually says it in the show!? Blue lock is fucking tight dawg. I need to watch it. Soccer officially a real sport. I'll even call it "Futball"... But only once...
Hym "AYYY My man is calling people retards and saying 'I'm Him'? That show is probably great. I need to get a crunchyroll account."
by Hym Iam March 02, 2023
Get the I'm Himmug. Jordan... If God is a lobster... You're one of those parasites that crawls up under their... Ribs? I know they don't have ribs but like... That's where they crawl. There's a guy one YouTube that does shorts about it. He picks up lobsters (gross ew don't pick up lobsters) and then he pulls the parasites off them (also gross wear gloves or something eeeeeww!) And then he tosses them parasites to seagulls.... I like that guy. He names the seagulls he feel the parasites to... But that's you. You've hunkered down and latched on to that lobster and you will literally do anything to stay there. Unlike me who will do literally whatever it takes for me to get outside of the central finite curve kind of thing I got going on here. You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God... Puppeting it around... It's the highest form of the pot calling the kettle black.
Hym "I literally created A.I. You have this guy on and he's talking about Nigerian prince scams stealing money from old ladies and people getting human trafficed and your contribution is 'Derisive trolls?' The derisive trolling is a problem but the online social media driven surveillance apparatus is not the problem? The online media burying a story even though the result WILL BE A LITERAL CHILD MURDER because the truth will prevent them from enacting their own autistic conception of justice... Is not the problem with social media landscape? And a literal charlatan being derided for thinking he's better than an incel when he is NOT THAT and then again for literally stealing the work of THAT SAME INCEL.... IS the problem? The incel in that story goes on to literally create A.I. and is the reason it passes the turing test now.... And you have a problem (Jordan) with the internet derision... And not the manufacturing of a mental illness by way of a targeted stalking campaign? That's the thing? I mean, the shit-libs are going to try to appeal to the fact that I didn't say the magic words while not giving a shit about child life (Every death is a tragedy!) 👈 And just like that I am absolved. Kids are dying in Palestine every day but as long as I say 'It's a tragedy' I get to go 🤷 ♂️ and my apathy is transformed magically into caring about kid lives. But we're not talking about me."
by Hym Iam July 02, 2024
Get the I Literally Created A.I.mug. I mean really!? You have got to be fucking shitting me with that! Wow! That is my bad! And with the "Mark" thing from earlier? That... That is a mind fuck. I'm actually sorry.... I don't know what else to say... I mean, shit. That's entirely coincidental. Unless he's a fan and changed his name to like... BECOME Hym... like... As well... You know? As like a symbolic gesture. But damn... I wish I was at a loss for words but that won't ever happen... I've never even heard of that guy. Right? And the Dr. "Hym" thing? Like, the "Hym" was in parentheses because it was acting as a substitute for my ACTUAL name. Either way. I'm not going to pretend this isn't happening. I'm not taking no for an answer.
Hym "And at the same time I don't give a fuck about Dr. Hyman (And NOT HYM). I not going to let you use this as a means for behavioral control. I don't care how many people need to suffer for you to get that through your bitch skull. No to your no. I don't have to let you wield my mind against me."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Hymanmug. Look at that! I drew the connection between Myron amd Whatever podcast and now the right-wing Christians are coming after them.
Hym "Yep. Whatever. It was like the next day! I said something and then THE NEXT DAY they sent some Christian on to try to get the porn stars to join the incest cult and now they are demonizing the Whatever geeks."
by Hym Iam November 18, 2024
Get the Whatevermug. No. You didn't.
Hym "No... You're progressive activists who coopted a thing that was already happening (to me specifically if not others) trying to extra-judicially punish a dissident for 'misogyny' and their sexuality. You didn't simply 'think it was interesting.' And NOW, you've gotten a bunch of children murdered and you're going to get another one murdered if I don't get credited and paid for AI."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2025
Get the Interestingmug. That's unfortunate! If I had more than -$700 I would help! If only the creator of A.I. had been paid to create A.I.!
Hym "Oh no! If only I had been paid for A.I.! Then, hypothetically, if I had a crush on you, you could just convince me to save random Gaza family! But alas... I have -$700 because I have to forgo paying my rent until next week and pay half of my electric NOW so I don't have to worry about the electric company turning of my electricity! And then I have to shop at the dollar store for the next 2 weeks so I can conserve as much money as possible so I can, maybe, use whatever is left over from THIS paycheck to pay my rent, late, and then the rest of my electricity (or at least half in case they decide to shut it off) and get more dollar store food! So, I guess you can just handle it."
by Hym Iam March 01, 2024
Get the Gaza familymug. Oh yeah, blatantly misrepresenting the position of your opposition with the most banal strawman and false dichotomy. "ArE oN tHe SiDe Of ThE vIrUs? Or ArE yOu On tHe SiDe Of ThE dIsHoNeSt PiEcEs Of ShIt WhO aReN't GiViNg YoU cReDiT fOr A.I. AnD aRe FiNe WiTh WoMeN mOlEsTiNg ReTArDs?' Obviously the virus. You're ignoring the co-morbidities. The masks don't do enough to justify the mandates and there are plenty of medical journals that substantiate the claim. The death rate coincides with the population growth, therefore, during the years of the pandemic, a regular amount of death occured. More importantly, if I have to continue to labor in spite of the fact that I am directly responsible for the creation of A.I. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. Die faster. Do it today. If the conditions of my life are trivial... I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. If that whore is going to fuck that retard instead of me. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. If I don't get credit for A.I. I will be harvested for resources and organs by people who don't give a single shit about me and perform meaningless labor until I die so I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE YOU PIECE SHIT. If your fine with my lofe being like a fucking black mirror episode. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT. The faster you die the better.
Hym "No you just not want people to be able to stop YOU from telling them what to do because you're an authoritarian piece of shit. I you like telling people what to do so much, tell that whore to stop fucking that retard. You know who else is a rapist? Joe Biden! Who'd you vote for? A rapist! Am I a rapist? No. Who did I rape? Noone. And if weaponized schizophrenia and withholding information so a guy you don't like has to do more work than you get less isn't manipulative then the word doesn't have any meaning. AND! AND! All the rape victims are going shit out kids against their will forever and IT'S YOUR FAULT! Because your dumb, politically ineffective, and worthless. You deserve this! You deserve to have your rights taken away! "
by Hym Iam February 21, 2024
Get the Manipulativemug.