NO FUCKING WAY BRO! WHAT!?
Hym "This can't be real! Asuma? This has managed to subvert every expectation I've had! I will never be able to me assumptions about the shows I'm watching ever again! Are you kidding me!? This is one of the single greatest shows I've ever seen!"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2023
Get the Asumamug. đź‘ŚInsinuatedđź‘Ś
Hym "I insinuate. The way that 50 cent insinuated that he would called his guys to kill another guy or what Tison did when he said he would fuck a guy in his butthole. đź‘ŚInsinuationđź‘Ś I'm still morally in the clear."
by Hym Iam June 08, 2022
Get the Insinuatemug. Hym "I gotta lose some weight. My fupa is all up in the way right now... But I can't do that until I get the fluid out of my brain so like and subscribe so I can get this shit out of my head because it does not feel good. And for every donation of $5 or more I will both buy and or eat a steak! Together we can destroy my fupa and/or God!"
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Get the Fupamug. Nor would you care if I wasn't.
Hym "You wouldn't know. I think this is a pathetic attempt at taking my agency away from me but all you are doing is restricting all of my options OTHER THAN STABBING A CHILD. I'm not going to create AI and then work at a gas station for the rest of my life. Or anywhere for that matter. You clearly think too highly of yourself and Suchir Balaji is dead because you deluded yourself into believing you would be able to convince everyone to lie with you."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
Get the You wouldn't knowmug. CODY! THAT’S A THING I SAID! That mental health is not a “me” problem but an “everyone but me problem!” You think a thing I think! Hurray! Captain Always-Right!
Hym “Didn’t I say almost exactly that about mental health? Isn’t that a little disconcerting that both leftists and righties are parroting my talking point while (simultaneously) refusing to acknowledge how right and profoundly brilliant I am? You both just tow the ole’ partisan lines and nothing ever happens because I’m a slave and have to be a slave until I either die or hijack an Apache helicopter and go on a GTA-style murderous rampage and/or summon a Godzilla to do my bidding and raze society to the ground? Man, I am always right. That is crazy. I should be getting paid for this. Your you should be going to Newt Gingrich and working for him for free because his political platform is just the things that a random guy on UD says.”
by Hym Iam November 22, 2022
Get the Mental Healthmug. Hym "Nah, go fuck yourself Schiff I'm not paying until I am made whole for the violation of my rights and if you don't get your fat ass back to congress and vote to make the retard who stole from me, pay me, I'm going to break the law in a very specific direction."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2025
Get the Schiffmug. Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
Get the Female orgasm appmug.