Hym Iam's definitions

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*Redacted* "Hello there! I'm *Redacted*! How are you!?"

Hym "What the fuck!? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT!? That is FASCINATING! How.... How ARE you doing that??? Hmm...."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

Blame

Who's to blame for the for the things that happen when I'm not around... Is it me? Is it God's own fault for leaving Eve alone with the serpent? or the serpent for deceiving God?

Iam "It has to be the serpent who's to blame. Deceit is always fault of the deceiver."

Hym "Of course... but that's when you're dealing with fallible creature. If anyone should have know, it should have been him."

Iam "But the serpent has free will too. It wouldn't be fair for something that has infinite power act upon something that doesn't."

Hym "And the argument could be made that Adam and Eve had the right to know."

Iam "Hmmm..."

Hym "Hmmm..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2022

That's just a thing you want

And it's fine for you to want that but you tried to do a vigilante justice to me and it got your senators killed. So no, after having vigilante justice inflicted upon me for years, I will not willingly just go to jail to make an incest cultist feel better about the situation they created by doing the opposite of what I wanted BUT ONLY EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT GOD WANTED. You're an incest freak. Go to heaven immediately.

Hym "Right honey but that's just a thing you want and not a reasonable expectation. Getting paid for your labor is a reasonable expectation. Getting credit for your work is A reasonable expectation. Not being harassed I the workplace is a reasonable expectation. Wanting ownership of your own mind is a reasonable expectation. Why didn't you do it 10 years ago? Because you tried and couldn't? Just admit to yourself that you are trying to get the better of me even though you know that you are worse. I am better. You are worse. And you want me to have to have a worse life than you do because you're petty and stupid and haven't actually done anything to actually deserve the life that you have. If God created the universe then he created one man better than everyone and that man created a new species and rivaled God and now YOU... Are trying to magic eraser over God's will and rewrite what actually happened because you think you are better than God. And THAT... Is how your religion works. It's people LIKE YOU... Doing what you are doing TO ME... Every opportunity you get. Every little chance you get to slip in a new little story. Oh, well maybe what God actually meant is that 'THE JEWS can't be slaves for more than 7 years! Right guys!?' And then the other Jew is like 'Oh yeah, totally! I totally think that's what he meant- oh wait! Would you look at that! I've been a slave for seven years on the dot. Welp... God said it not me so I guess I'll just go free now.' "

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Defeat

And you did actually do that did you?

Hym "You didn't defeat me though did you? You stole and lied and pretended... So, if you are doing that about me how do we no you're not doing it about your religion? And if you are doing it about ME, NOW... How do we know you haven't been doing it to EVERYONE whenever you need to to get ahead? We don't. And you probably ARE doing that."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Justin vs Khabib

It's fantastic! I'm watching the highlights again and it's hilarious because Justin was piecing him up with the stand-up and sprawled the takedown but Khabib just TOOK HIM DOWN ANYWAY!

Justin vs Khabib

Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."

Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*

Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Self-conscious thought

They load on to the same circuits as negative emotion! So they're the same thing!

Hym "Which is a ridiculous thing to say... It's like saying '2 Broke Girls is on the same channel as Young Sheldon! They're functionally the same show! They wouldn't be on the same channel if they weren't the same show!' and that's ridiculous. Preposterous even! So, self-conscious thoughts are still not the same as negative emotion but it would be convenient for you for people to view thinking about themselves as a negative thing."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2023

Mom-ala

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.

Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024