by Hym Iam October 16, 2023
Hym "That's a belief that you can have but I don't have to share that belief and the 5th amendment states that I need to be given due compensation for my property. You want me to have to listen to business owners and because I didn't you are stealing property from me."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
When people reject YOUR religion... That's the problem though, isn't it? Which is why all the Genocide.
Der Führer JeepJorp "You stop being human if I'm wrong!"
Hym "To you... Inter-subjectively... That's YOU dehumanizing people... Actively... That's a thing you're doing that you could not be doing and that's actually the problem with you're entire religion."
Der Führer JeepJorp "The Atheists! The Atheists, you see... They just don't understand! You see, if they only knew that if they don't agree with me they're not human! And if I'm wrong I can do whatever I want!" 😡
Hym "Yeah, see, that's the problem. You're insane. You don't see the out-group as 'fully human' and your religion is what allows you to justify the dehumanization of other people. Not that THAT ITSELF isn't a human thing to do but what you're TRYING to do is ENSHRINE A RIGHT TO the dehumanization of others along a certain axis... Which is what makes it wrong and unnatural rather than the human reaction to out-group.... I mean, simply doing the dehumanization is justification for theft when I do it. Which is horsehsit because I'm right when I do it. But that's besides the point. You're insane. Religion bad. Give me my shit. You're using Pot of Greed. My response is Ash Blossom (aka sending little girl to the graveyard).. Do you have called by the grave or not?"
Hym "To you... Inter-subjectively... That's YOU dehumanizing people... Actively... That's a thing you're doing that you could not be doing and that's actually the problem with you're entire religion."
Der Führer JeepJorp "The Atheists! The Atheists, you see... They just don't understand! You see, if they only knew that if they don't agree with me they're not human! And if I'm wrong I can do whatever I want!" 😡
Hym "Yeah, see, that's the problem. You're insane. You don't see the out-group as 'fully human' and your religion is what allows you to justify the dehumanization of other people. Not that THAT ITSELF isn't a human thing to do but what you're TRYING to do is ENSHRINE A RIGHT TO the dehumanization of others along a certain axis... Which is what makes it wrong and unnatural rather than the human reaction to out-group.... I mean, simply doing the dehumanization is justification for theft when I do it. Which is horsehsit because I'm right when I do it. But that's besides the point. You're insane. Religion bad. Give me my shit. You're using Pot of Greed. My response is Ash Blossom (aka sending little girl to the graveyard).. Do you have called by the grave or not?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
DON'T STEAL THIS!!! Non-Newtonian Man. He's fluid but if you punch him he's rock hard. That would be a dope power. Not as good as Tangible/Intangible powers but nothing is so whatever.
Exterior Warehouse
Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*
Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!
*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*
Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"
*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!
*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"
Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*
Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!
Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
Non-Newtonian Man *Slips through a pipe and pops out behind a burglar that is ransacking a warehouse*
Burglar "What the!?" *Unloads his pistol into Non-Newtonian Man* BANG BANG BANG!!!
*Bullets pass through Non-Newtonian Man*
Burglar *Visible confusion* "RAAAHH!!!"
*Burglar punches Non-Newtonian Man* CRACK!
*Bones in burglar's hands shatter* "AAACCKK!!"
Non-Newtonian Man *Extends his hand and his Non-Newtonian fluid begins to seep into the burglar's various orifices*
Burglar *Attempts to struggle against the Non-Newtonian limb but is powerless to stop the Non-Newtonian ooze from invading his mouth, nose, and eyes* GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!
Non-Newtonian Man was a villain all along! The warehouse belongs to him! He's like a crime boss or something!
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
I'll do it! Real cheap too... Well... Cheap to you... No molestation guaranteed! 100% money-back guarantee!
Hym "I'm a great manny! And if my coworker fucks them I will drown them in a bathtub or something... Or light them on fire! I'm, like, KNOWN for that. Not the kids though. I won't down them in a bathtub. I meant, like, the coworker or whatever... 100% guarantee" 👌
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
I don't know the guy's name but he does interviews on TikTok where he asks women questions for red pill content. The man is a genius and he asked an exceptionally brilliant question recently and I want to walk you through it.
Genius "So... What would a matriarchy look like?"
Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."
Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"
Woman "Oh..."
Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."
Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
Woman "Um... Well... The men would do all of the hard jobs... and women would sit at home and do whatever they want."
Genius "Ok well the if that's the case, isn't that what's already happening?"
Woman "Oh..."
Red piller "Oh snap! He got her! Right!? We lice in a matriarchy we're men do all of the hard jobs... Which is why men have to work hard... at the hard jobs... and get a 6 pack... for the matriarchy... Cause some of the fat cocks are fat and they don't like that as much... Right? To make things better for the... For the matriarchy... That is churning out all of these entitled women and weak men... That I complain about every day..."
Hym "Ha! Hahahahahahaha! Ha! You see it right? You see the thing I see right? Because with 1 question that guy made them look like a bunch of matriarchy shills and it's like... Do they not see what they advocate for is the literal preservation of the matriarchy. I mean it's not surprising (in any way) that it works like that because if all the men are 'weak' and it's because 'modern society is churning them out' and that 'modern society' is technically a matriarchy and they are reaping the benefits... There's no reason to do anything other than shill for the sake of their own aggrandizement... It's hilarious!"
by Hym Iam February 18, 2023
HE IS A PLANT! I can't believe I didn't see it before! That's why he always uses the kid gloves with the Christian and the Jews! YOU EVEN HAVE HIS MANNERISMS!
Hym "ALEX O'PLANTER! YOU'RE A PETERSON PLANT! THAT IS HILARIOUS! You kmow why he picked you right? Because you're too weak to fuck his daughter! HA! YOU EVEN DO THE WIZARD HANDS! HAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS RICH! HE COPIES EVERYTHING I DO! HE'S DOING AN ARTIFICIAL VERSION OF MY THING! AHAHAHAHA! Wow man! That is wild!"
Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"
Alex O'Planter "Oh yeah totally! Religion is totally just Jordan Peterson's thing guys! We me his thing or SoCiEtY iS gOiNg To CoLlApSe!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024