Child molester "I conduct child molestation in the most ethical and moral way possible! I do what I like to call a 'Knock' where I tap my weiner on their butthole BEFORE I molest them to let them know their about to be molested."
Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."
Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."
Serial Killer "You see, I murder women in the most ethical and moral way possible. More so than any other serial killer."
Slave owner "I'm the most ethical and moral slave owner this side of the Mississippi. Yeah I'm doing what I'm doing. But I'm doing it in the most ethical and moral way possible."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
Get the The most ethical and moralmug. They destroyed my life. Destroyed my ability to interact with people. Destroyed my relationship with my only friend. And it's consumed my entire life.
Hym "But I took it too far!? No. No. That kid is fucking deceased. You cocksuckers are going to pay for this is it is the last thing I ever do."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
Get the Took it too farmug. Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.
Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."
Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."
Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2023
Get the Timemug. Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
Get the 9 to 5 jobsmug. Yeah, honk honk to you too bitch! You think you're the first person to honk at me this week? The last guy honked 4 times. If being half a piece of shit better or worse?
*honk honk*
Hym "Did it work? Did honking at me stave off your looming death? No? Did it stop me from doing anything? No?"
Hym "Did it work? Did honking at me stave off your looming death? No? Did it stop me from doing anything? No?"
by Hym Iam June 12, 2022
Get the Honk honkmug. Don't listen to that.
Iam "I'm sorry. We were drunk. Ignore those last ones. I don't know what the fuck we was talking about there... My bad..."
Hym "Gaahh! Shut up! My goddamn head!"
Hym "Gaahh! Shut up! My goddamn head!"
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
Get the Ignoremug. Which is good for me because...
Hym "If you narrating my life doesn't include the sentence 'And then we all stopped doing it gave him the credit he deserved and paid him.' It IS GOING TO INCLUDE the sentence 'And then he stabbed a kid to death in a gas station.' You fucking trash-clowns."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
Get the Narrating My Lifemug.