Hym Iam's definitions

Guilt

The feeling you get when you don't listen to your Daemon.

Iam "I've absolved myself of guilt by way of kenosis. I no longer attempt to imitate the creature."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Compliment

I noticed that you picked up on that, by the way (@Destiny).

Hym "That's how you know he thinks your he lesser, Destiny... Jordan Peterson doesn't compliment his betters..."

Derstiner "Buh YOU think I'm your lesser!"

Hym "Hahahahaha... It... It isn't a thought."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

DEI Hire

HA! I was going to go there but it seems like low-hanging fruit! Haha!

Hym "AND! I knew you would use DEI hire to invalidate or undermine everything else I said! That was on MY bingo card! That IIIIIIS... Hilarious!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

Sequel

Oh, shit the first look of the sequel is out?

Iam "Aw man... You want to watch it?"

Hym "Bah! No! I don't!"

Iam "Ah come on. It might be good. Oh! Did I do the scene idea yet? Is it too late? Whatever I'll do it anyway. Ok... It's simple but its necessary. I wanted to see the scene where he uses the joke pistol. You know? The one that shoots the flag 🚩 that says bang on it? Yeah, absolutely necessary. So he's about to kill some guy, right? Arthur pulls out the gun, the guy cowers, Arthur pulls the trigger, flag comes out, Arthur apologizes (genuinely), pulls out the real gun, shoots him, laughs hysterically. It would be great!"

Hym "I'm pirating it again... I should be going to the sequel premiere, FOR FREE.... That's what should be happening here.... This could have been way cooler for me..."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2022

Bots

In gaming, this is a euphemism for someone who doesn't know how to play the game. Or it could mean a literal bot (a CPU that plays along side or against you)

Iam "It's the strangest thing. Whenever I leave a comment on a YouTube post I get exactly 1 like and I get a reply from someone pretending to be the person whose video I'm watching. The reply is always something along the lines of 'invest in my cryptocurrency or something blah blah blah'."

Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."

Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."

Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2022

Exploitative Contracts

Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!

Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023

YOU

Who the president is doesn't affect YOU.

Hym "Because YOU are a millionaire comedian. It SHOULDN'T effect anyone. And you're a fat piece of shit, Tom. So, you have an abundance of energy stored up, Tom, but you're using it to be a fat, solipsistic piece of shit. So, do this for me, Tom. Next time you talk to Chris Williamson... Ask him what he was doing while that kid in Texas was ✌️✊️✌️✊️spontaneous developing schizophrenia at the age of 14-18 (because schizophrenia usually doesn't develop until people are in there 20s)✌️✊️✌️✊️ and then, again, when he was slaughtering his classmates. Ask him THAT for me and see what he says. If he says anything other than 'Monetizating a bunch of Hym Iam quotes and interviewing a bunch of solipsists' he's lying."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2025