Hym Iam's definitions

You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!

Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Viral

Not as viral as my thing... Just sayin...

Hym "Not as viral as my thing but I doubt it's anywhere near as creepy as my thing.... Just sayin" 🤷

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Stay

Right but the guy who makes more than him isn't necessarily going to let you run around and fuck other dudes and if they don't have fat cock then how are you going to get the fat cock without risking the relationship?

Hym "So you stick with the guy who will stay... Go get the fat cock... Bring him some filthy asian sloots... Everybody wins!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Overlap

Do Trump and AOC still want to know why their supporters have some overlap with mine? Do you want me to explain why people were somehow voting for because of me but also voting for AOC?

Hym "So... Do you think... Urban Dictionary... Would publish child murder instructions? No. Urban Dictionary determines whether or not it is going to publish posts immediately after they are submitted and then, until 2019, it would get sent to the vote section and I highly doubt they made it though. THE ONLY WAY... For anyone to see anything having to do with child murder... Is if... SOMEONE ELSE WAS WATCHING AND DISTRIBUTING EVERYTHING I DO AND SAY WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. As a starting point. From the get-go. I split the world directly in half. Subtle Spell: World cutting slash. Therefore, I HAVE 2 AUDIENCES. I have THE GOOD AUDIENCE... The people making all of the shows we all enjoy. Who will tell you that I am 'the best thing the ever happened to them' and then I have THE BAD AUDIENCE. Who is trying to set me up for a child murder and doing the weaponized schizophrenia. Now THE BAD AUDIENCE... Is trying to maintain FOR THEMSELVES whatever they got out of this.

Whether it be claiming my followers for themselves or whatever power they were able to steal from me or outright trying to steal my identity. All under the false pretense that they are doing anything to stop child murder. They are likely lying about what the weaponized schizophrenia is intended to do when, in reality, it's only purpose is to keep people from listen to me... And instead to the people doing this TO me. To make it seem like we have to equally valid positions on the matter. Or that they are on some team with me and, therefore, have as say in anything having to do with me. Which they DO NOT. They are trying to muddy the water as much as possible so that WHENTHE DUST SETTLES... They will be able to quietly abscond with whatever it is they took. Whether they were pretending to be me to get women like Stephen Banel. Or they are using their social proximity to me to accrue my power for themselves like Sam Sedar. OR they want people to think that they are the inventor of AI like REE-lon. REE-LON likely fits under all 3 categories and that is why he is still stalling. THAT is why the overlap. You are treating everyone who knows who I am as ONE SINGULAR GROUP OF PEOPLE but there are TWO GROUPS. And anyone who isn't giving me explicit credit for the things I've done is not in the good group."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

Diagnosed

I'm not just making an inference based on something some fucking YouTube slime said when it comes to my diagnosis.

Hym "I was diagnosed with ADD. By a shrink. AND TREATED. Somewhere there IS a record of that diagnosis and Dr. Adewale Gadebo offered to renew my prescription on the basis of that previous treatment. What I do not need is your bullshit therapy. Or behavioral change. I could use some antibiotics (small pills please), novacane, and some pliers... And some booty. But beyond that... I could also use some Adderall. A car so I don't have to walk in the lethally cold weather. Some pure tea tree oil. A dermatologist. All of this I need more than behavioral change."

by Hym Iam January 21, 2025

Kamala Harris

No, she's got the charisma of a turnip. Can't articulate a cogent point on literally any topic. She literally started the war in Ukraine with her own mouth by going there and announcing that they were inviting Ukraine into Nato. If she didn't know they weren't allowed to join Nato she's incompetent. If she DID know then she deliberately started a war.

Hym "Kamala Harris couldn't even beat Tulsi Gabbard. Out of all of the democratic candidates she was the least popular candidate. The only reason you were even able to win the last election is that you were allowed to watch the tallying of votes in real time and then just continue sending votes in, AFTER THE DEADLINE, until you won. A combination of a soft deadline and priming your autistic viewers into believing Trump is an existential threat. You just aren't going to win. You're not going to win against them. You aren't going to win against me. And you are all going to suffer the consequences of doing this to me and (beyond that) I am going to MAXIMIZE THOSE CONSEQUENCES TO THE EXTREME!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024