Hym Iam's definitions

Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...

Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Rhetoric

FEEEEEEEAR! AND CHAAAAAOOOOOOS! BLALALALALALALALALALALA!

Hym "Seriously? No. It isn't that. Really. That is all these people do! Regurgitate empty rhetoric. Your Venecian method doesn't work on me shit-head. It ain't going to work. Literally only one thing will work. It'll start with you and the people who remain will change their mind. So..."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Yes

Wow are you incessant! Somebody really wants to be A.I. queen, don't they? Not as incessant as me... I'm the MOST incessant! But still...

Hym "So you did talk to her! Or them... Yeah, see I had a bit for that... Cody knows. But that's neither here nor there... I never said 'No' to coffee. SHE wants to MAKE ME say 'YES' to coffee AND she wants me to be explicit. She's being a shit. My answer was fine! So, yes, fine. I'd love to have coffee. That sounds delightful. I rather have BEER but whatever... THERE! Is that better!? Are you happy now!? She gets something out of doing that, you know that, right?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

Process

I mean how well are the able to process getting molested by a priest? Because maybe if they did WHAT I TOLD THEM they would, oh I donno, stop getting molested sooner?

Hym "Hey, how well do kids process the fact that if they don't do what their priest say they are going to burn in hell forever? Do 5 year olds go to church? What kind of peripheral effect does the idea that if you don't do a-the bible they are going to suffer forever in a lake of fire have on the kids of the people who don't believe that THAT is something kids should not be taught?

by Hym Iam July 31, 2023

Half-lesbians

Critical fat-cock theory.

Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Face

Look at the look on your face what he says that shit! Do you even watch your own videos!

Hym “This is wild! LOOK AT HIM! HAHAHA! Look at the look on his face in the midst of the awkward silence that follows everything the other idiot says! Hahahahaha! This fucking guy! Look at him!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

What's the size of an electron

I guess that's a good way of saying there isn't actually a way to do something right?

Hym "So they were asked 'What's the size of an electron?' And I guess the guy was saying it's not like a size thing but it's a 'field' or something. But whatever, what you are doing is worse than what I'm doing so what I'm going to do crank it up another order of magnitude if you don't stop, let it go, and leave me alone with the preceeds of my own labor."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025