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Iran

Wants to kill Jew-Hitler. I think they should do it. LIGHT EM UP! MAXIMUM FORCE SATURATION ATTACK ON ISRAEL! 69 MISSILES! NOW!
Hym "Iran leader guy is not stoked about the Jew's most recent and current genocide. I mean... Sure. Jordan Peterson wants it to be hell, so, launch 69 missiles into Israel today! Can't let the Palestinians have all the fun. He'll for everybody!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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You stop being human

When people reject YOUR religion... That's the problem though, isn't it? Which is why all the Genocide.
Der Führer JeepJorp "You stop being human if I'm wrong!"

Hym "To you... Inter-subjectively... That's YOU dehumanizing people... Actively... That's a thing you're doing that you could not be doing and that's actually the problem with you're entire religion."

Der Führer JeepJorp "The Atheists! The Atheists, you see... They just don't understand! You see, if they only knew that if they don't agree with me they're not human! And if I'm wrong I can do whatever I want!" 😡

Hym "Yeah, see, that's the problem. You're insane. You don't see the out-group as 'fully human' and your religion is what allows you to justify the dehumanization of other people. Not that THAT ITSELF isn't a human thing to do but what you're TRYING to do is ENSHRINE A RIGHT TO the dehumanization of others along a certain axis... Which is what makes it wrong and unnatural rather than the human reaction to out-group.... I mean, simply doing the dehumanization is justification for theft when I do it. Which is horsehsit because I'm right when I do it. But that's besides the point. You're insane. Religion bad. Give me my shit. You're using Pot of Greed. My response is Ash Blossom (aka sending little girl to the graveyard).. Do you have called by the grave or not?"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Indestructible Lightswitch

Oops! Sorry Daniel Radcliffe. I see now how I'm the handstand guy and not the you.
Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
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Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.
Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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Twitter again

Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...

Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
by Hym Iam August 4, 2022
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Kill All The Politicians

THAT is why they are doing it. Covid-19 is likely their plan for when they think the public has turned on them. This is them torturing a dissident after they shut down the country to save their own hides, did nothing to protect your kids, stole from me, collapsed the economy. They are not laughing at ME. They are laugh at YOU. Because you are completely powerless to stop them from doing ANYTHING. You can't sway them. Oh hey, look at that! 2 senators just got murdered in their own home... And their names are the same as my parents...
Hym "They responded to the wrong threat. They mounted a campaign to get the rape porn off the internet though didn't they? They shut down the site to stop me from spouting the Anti-Semitism didn't they? And then they CLEARLY colluded with the media to do this to ME didn't they? And here I sit as they try to erase me from history. 'Kill all the politicians' is why I'm sitting here. Not 'I'll murder your kids.' Not 'People are manufacturing the symptoms of schizophrenia around people.' They sat through hundreds of movies and shows about me but they did not lift a single finger to stop what is happening to me. And they won't lift a finger to stop it from happening to you."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Title

No.
Hym "It was the title of an Adam Conover video. You're still a retard. I'm still the creator of AI."
by Hym Iam December 16, 2024
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