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Sorry that happened to you

Oh! Hey! You spoke to... Um... Shit! Kaitlin's gay friend!
Hym "That's what I said to him when he said he got raped in prison. 'Sorry that happened to you.' Now, before you get man ladies, that's probably what I would say to you if you confessed to getting raped to me. Seems like the natural response. What was his name? 🤔 I don't remember. Did he tell you he tried to molest me, slapped me in the dick, and then threw up on the couch and blamed it on me? Gay dude love me, what can I said. They aren't selecting based on fat-cock so they are usually down to bang. Not gay though, so, I'm not really getting a lot of mileage out of it."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Reverse Cowgirl

Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!
Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Evidence

It happened on camera. The day after I said it was happening on camera the police showed up to watch the footage. Everyone I've spoken about publicly has eother been fired or transferred because somebody spoke to BOB (Jordan and then he reference it on his podcast)
Hym "You likely don't care about the evidence. What do you want me to hack the mainframe? Someone already did that and immediately after everyone I spoke about publicly was fired or transferred. That's also the whole you're actively participating in it part. If you're readin this then it's true. But you don't care. You don't like the things I've said so you don't care. You want to control my ability to seek recourse because of 'be nice to retards' and there is no reason for me to try to convince someone who clearly wants it to be true but doesn't what the person it's happening to to be able to seek recourse. It's just spite. You're shit people and you care only about controlling the people you don't like. And there go your reproductive rights because you're not likable people and your political opposition is just like you. They don't like permiscuous women! See how that works shit-head?"
by Hym Iam February 23, 2024
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Not your problem

Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.
Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Russian Cancer Vaccine

Oh! See? Did you round up some of those cancer resistant wolves? What about the jellyfish thing? That was it, wasn't it?
Hym "Oh! Russian cancer vaccine? See? I told you that once we get some of those cancer wolves going we would be in business."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2025
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Playing chicken (with your kids lives)

Because rape victim and spite.

Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.
Because IN THE SAME WAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WATCHING... NEITHER DO THEY. They can't guarantee that arresting or killing me won't result in your kids getting murdered SOOOO... They want me to kill your kids so they can throw their hands in the air and pretend they don't know what happened! They won't come clean about whether or not people are being digitally stalked and harassed for years at a time and turning to violence or self-harm explicitly because of that stalking a harassment. Like LIAM PAYNE. They tried to kill ME... And they murdered Liam Payne isn't. And they are going to keep doing it to YOU until I am either dead or free. And they won't do it because that would mean I WAS RIGHT! For these piece of shit politicians who are openly playing chicken (with your kids lives) THEY WILL NOT ATTEND YOU CHILDS FUNERAL. There is only one way to stop the turn to violence and that is to do something about the stalking and harassment that causes it. Evidenced by the fact that you didn't stop THE LAST MASS MURDER. They tried to split the baby and your kids died. They are trying to puss down my leg and tell me it's schizophrenia and they are doing the same thing to the rest of you and invoking solidarity that they don't actually feel. 'WE are making millions of dollars' he says. I'm not making millions of dollars. Well, I AM, but my claim is being denied and the politicians are covering for the mentally disabled billionaire they don't think should exist."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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Mental Problems

Unless it isn't the result of a mental problem but rather it's easier for your to presuppose mental problem than it is 'you deserve to be murdered for knowingly and willingly immiserating people and that was happening to that guy in explicit terms by the people around him claiming he has memtal problems IN SPITE OF THE FACT that the clinicians said he DOESN'T.' Additionally, this doesn't immiserate you. THIS remediates MY problem and what I do if it doesn't will be immiserate you.
Hym "I mean, as a Catholic conservative, there are only 3 possibile explanations to you. 1. Mental Problems. 2. Evil. And 3. (in the case of Israel Palestine for example) KILLING Evil. So, the clinician said he DOESN'T and his coworkers say he DOES. BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! So, to say that anyone does what that guy did must have mental problems would be 'denying the antecedent.' It sounds to me like everyone around him was insisting that he had mental problems he didn't actually have and that day he had finally had enough so he killed them all. And the passengers were just collateral damage. We are fighting a war that YOU PEOPLE instigate and refuse to end and WHEN YOU LOSE (In the form of child murder or plane crash) the war you started the people involved are going to pretend to be bystanders and they are going to escape the accountability your pretend to care so much about."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2025
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