Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the The Ole Reverse Jesus Techniquemug. AHA! HOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS! I LOVE THIS GUY! HE'S ONLY SAID 4 WORDS!!!
Paul "Yas es good summary"
Hym "PFFFTTT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Ah shit you spit Redbull everywhere! God damn it. (This one is sponsored by redbull)"
Hym "Ha! That's great! I agree. That was a good summary but it's hilarious that you said it that way.... Hoo.... Shit... I'm lightheaded... I laughed so hard I'm lightheaded right now..."
Iam "Man... I'm going to grab a wet rag..."
Hym "Grab me another Redbull while you're at it."
Hym "PFFFTTT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Ah shit you spit Redbull everywhere! God damn it. (This one is sponsored by redbull)"
Hym "Ha! That's great! I agree. That was a good summary but it's hilarious that you said it that way.... Hoo.... Shit... I'm lightheaded... I laughed so hard I'm lightheaded right now..."
Iam "Man... I'm going to grab a wet rag..."
Hym "Grab me another Redbull while you're at it."
by Hym Iam January 30, 2023
Get the Paulmug. Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."
Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."
Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."
Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
Get the Sex Copmug. No that's LITERALLY it's (The cross) only symbolic significance. You're an idiot. The entire religion revolves around the story of you all killing a guy that YOU KNEW WAS INNOCENT, nailing him to some wood, and yada-yada now you're not culpable in your own wrongdoing from now until humanity goes extinct.
Idiota "That's what you think."
Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."
Hym "No. That IS what it is. It's a religious symbol. That's not an opinion. The cross IS that. It's, like, their entire thing. The WHOLE THING is 'Hey, we murdered a guy in an unjust-fashion but it's cool because not only is he the thing that decides what happens when you die BUT he's totally chill about it dawg.' And that's the difference between Christianity and Judaism. That's what the cross means as a symbol and LITERALLY nothing else."
by Hym Iam September 23, 2023
Get the That's what you thinkmug. Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"
Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the Fat-cock genocidemug. Oh I know your not! Or, wait, who? I'm I supposed to be helping you? What exactly am I supposed to be helping you with, vermin? Is the 2 hour work day too much for you? Does being a piece of shit make it hard for you to scoop yourself into a garbage bag where you belong? Or out of a litter box because you're dogshit?
Hym "I'm not helping? I didn't know I was supposed to help. I thought I just did this thing... And then either die from brainz infection or murder a kids and kill myself. I didn't know I had to help you fucks as I hang half-consumed by the meat grinder that feeds the kids I didn't sire. Did you need my organs too? Because I'm not changing my donor status but I suspect your just going to take the organs anyway. I mean, current trends suggest that you're just going to take the organs anyway. What could you possibly need my help with? A.I.? Already did it. Ridding yourself of delusion? Already did that. Oh! Your kids! You need help ejecting the consciousness from their body! Of course... I was getting around to it but I feel like I would be doing all the work."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the Not helpingmug. You're not good enough to fuck me but you can do things for me and validate me... And if you don't accept inferiority you're dehumanizing me. This isn't emotional blackmail.
Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
Hym "You're not more emotionally intelligent than anyone and the fact that you and society have been able to successfully emotionally blackmail men into being friends with you isn't evidence of anything. Why? Because they don't have a choice! If they AREN'T willing to be to be your friend they are ACTIVELY DEHUMANIZING YOU! And you can't dehumanize women so... There. They have to settle for the shit-relationship (and they would upgrade to the good relationship if they could) or else they are dehumanizing women. ADDITIONALLY! If your guy friends are inbetween relationships or are hooking up, it isn't really the same as being alone now is it? And those studies showing the sexual satisfaction of lesbians proves me right again. Lesbians are just women pretending to be fat cocks. Do they use dildos? Are they big-fat-cock sized dildos? I'm correct again.
I've addressed this already. And you mock Jordan Peterson but the political conflict between you is nothing more than 'I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR MY DAUGHTER!' and you respond 'But Daddy I'm a big girl now! I should be able to do whatever I want! Everyone should have to be fine with everything I do, forever! HUH!? OH NO! CONSEQUENCES! DADDY! Shield me from consequences! Dispose of my offspring! Make the mean man respect me!' It's embarrassing. If you're going to set the bar for dehumanization that low, that if I'm not willing to live a sexless life and be friends with women, why should I even give a shit? Why not move somewhere where people generally just give a shit less about your want and whim? Sign me up for the sex-trafficing organ-farm breeding camps. I'm already doing the dehumanizing to you by not tolerating the retard sex. Why not go all in? I'm only expendable in-so-far-as I am a hazard to YOU. So, why not just go some place where YOUR wants don't matter? Escape the all-consuming blackhole created by your choice. The friendzone."
by Hym Iam July 7, 2023
Get the Friendzonemug.