Not Guilty

Isn't it wild that you have a person (in Piers Morgan) who claims to be a staunch believer in God who will still go on his show and lie blatantly on camera about what happened on that train?

Hym "So, NBC reported that Neely neither had a weapon nor threatened to use one. The initial reporting had no mention of threats of violence but rather ranting about being hungry and thirsty and not caring whether he lived or died (again reported by NBC). The defense tried to claim that Neely died from a combination of Schizophrenia, synthetic Marijuana, Sickle trait, and the struggle of being restrained and that there was no way to know how much pressure was used while Penny was choking him which is FUCKING INSANE!
The fact that they were even able to suggest that as a cause of death is FUCKING INSANE! 1. An autopsy would show bruising around Neely's neck and you would be able to deduce from that bruising how much pressure was used to strangle him to death. 2. YOU KNOW that that list of bullshit is not what caused him to die there! Holy shit! That is fucking wild! A not guilty verdict is insane there. These pundits where just recently decrying the fact the progressives were conflating speech with violence... Only to turn around and call Jordan Neely's speech violence and then say it's justification to strangle him to death. I, myself, am living proof they do not care about threats of violence (or they wouldn't be stealing my shit and using my rhetoric to both win elections and proselytize for the incest cult). But there were 2 people other than Penny subduing Neely. It is AT THAT POINT that it is incumbent upon Penny to stop strangling Neely. And now you have the pundits cheering on the death of Neely while decrying people for cheering on the death of Health insurance CEO. It's insane. These people are vermin. I think we would have got more milage out of a pundit assassin."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2024
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Sleeping

What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
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Front Mission 1st

YOOOOOOO! WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM!? THEY MADE A REMAKE FOR PS4/5!?
Hym "LET'S GOOOOOOO! FRONT MISSION 1ST! IT'S FINALLY HERE! A FRONT MISSION GAME FOR THE NEXT GEN! THE NEED TO REMAKE ALL OF THEM! THEY NEED TO COME OUT WITH A NEW ONE! OH MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! For years, to play a front mission game, you have needed to either buy a ps2 and find a copy of the game somewhere or download an emulate... But now... After years... They finally added a remake of Front mission 1st! This was necessary. This IS necessary. More of this needs to happen. We need a remake of 4. And then they need to come out with 5. Somebody needs to buy the rights to this game and make it happen."
by Hym Iam May 06, 2024
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Characterological template

And I HAVE constructed compelling narratives myself. That have been implemented. I live a compelling narrative. It's like a Death Note-esque situation I'm in. Or Black Mirror. The creators of BOTH respective shows have paid homage and/or bought the derivative elements.
Hym "But what this 'IS' is the perfect characterological template that comes (complete) with situational dialogue and PhD level psychoanalytic perspective on a wide variety socioeconomic topics (Which is why AND HOW mainstream PhD holding intellectuals are able to make derivative books without fear of losing their livelyhood... Have you idiots ever even CONSIDERED THAT!? I point it out every time it happens! Why would they risk creating a derivative work of WORK THAT IS NOT BRILLIANT? PHDs! You ever even consider it? THEY WOULDN'T! It NEEDS to be brilliant for them to DO WHAT THEY ARE DOING. BRILLIANCE IS LITERALLY A PREREQUISITE!).
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
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Ukrainian women

Hym "Wait... 😱 My glory hole brothels! UKRAINIAN WOMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"

Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? 😭"

Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."

Hym "😭 It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! 😭😭😭"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2022
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Attack

I haven’t even begun to attack you yet you piece of shit.
Hym “We were still in the treating phase. I haven’t even begun to attack you yet. Illuminating the fact that your life’s work is a lie and that you’re and actual charlatan was just a professional courtesy.”
by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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Sept 24th

Sneak away from your rube of a fiance and fuck a retard at work.
I have 5 kids but my fiance is a fuck. So, I'm going to pick up a shift out of town and fuck a retard because it's Sept 24th and I'm a whore.
by Hym Iam September 25, 2020
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