Hym Iam's definitions

Jordan

Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...

Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?

Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Fixation

You know, recently what I've been hear a lot about recently is how long it took her to fuck the retard.

Hym "Really. It's such an odd fixation. How long it took isn't the issue. How long did it take the generic one to drop the cuckhold off at his day program? The same amount of time. Roughly. He was STILL FIRED. If the time it took matters then it matters for both of them. 'She got her work done' There isn't any work to do. 15 minutes of paperwork and boiling noodles. Oh, wow, how'd you find the time to fuck the retard you work with in front of the other retard (literally) with all that super duper hard work. See how fucking stupid you sound repeating that over and over? It's like typing "fuck the whore, kill the retard" over and over again. And we all know that only a crazy person would do something like that..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

God

An amalgam of abstractions that form a hierarchy of perception. The pinnacle of which is your (or THE) highest conceptual good. You need it or you can't act because false dichotomy and you're either acting in accordance with the highest ethical good or you're confused because this is what Sam was talking about when he called it sophistry...

Hym "Now, I don't want you to look at that definition and think that I'm some kind of a "The greater good" ideologue. I know. It's almost impossible to do if you know what the words mean but I need you to try, ok? I know what you're thinking. 'That's not what people mean when they say it' And I know.

But what you don't understand is that people are stupid. They don't know what it means. They don't even know what it SHOULD mean. I do. That's what God SHOULD mean."

Iam ".... If it isn't obvious he's talking as though he is Dr. Jeep Jorp. Because that's what Dr. Jeep Jorp thinks we were doing and is now doing to us."

Hym Ha! God... If this is how you act when you believe there is an omniscient reality monster watching everything you do... I'd hate to see you when nobody's watching... Hehehehehehehe.... Hahahahahahahahaha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

Rich

Ha! I knew it! Because he wouldn't have ever meant "actually rich."

Hym "Oooooohhhh... So, when you say 'make poor people rich as fast as possible' you MEAN make the 'Global poor', 'American poor'. And it's a conceptual slight of hand because you're using the relative poverty between the American poor and the global poor as justification for the disparity between the American poor and the ultra wealthy. Again. 'But really the American poor are in the top 1% globally! The fastest way to fix climate change is to turn the rest of the world into American style wage slaves! Come on guys! Get me close to your politicians so I can tell them what to do behind your back and reshape the world in my twisted image.' 'Well, you know if you live in America you're in the top 1%, globally.' So, why should we focus on one disparity over the other? If the richest people are doing THE OPPOSITE of what you said and instead of 'doing half ways intelligent things with the money'and are, instead, shooting the money into space... Why shouldn't we just fix that first?"

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

Sex trafficking

Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?

Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

Relatable

I wasn't speaking for the oppressed I genuinely didn't realize how relatable I am.

Hym "I said before I can only speak for myself. I didn't know I was this relatable! But I find it funny that the solution is literally just genuine empathy AND that you would take credit for something you genuinely don't have and the byproducts of that thing."

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

The one to steal on

The one whose presence is to be met with mockery and derision.

Hym "You've probably never heard the phrase before but that's what it means. I think. That's what lunch box was. The one to steal on. That's what this is. Ya'll are treating me like the one to steal on. It's horse shit. I don't even know HOW to feel bad for you anymore."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2023