Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HxC RiFF

Splatter Platter

The face of the woman on the receiving end of a bukkake party.

It probably took Molly a few hours to clean her splatter platter after last night's orgy.

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

Having loud ball slapping gay sex inside a bakery

I walked in on those two new fuckers poundin' dough last night at the end of my shift.