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Elija

Literally hottest bitch I know. So hot bees love her and so do the birds. Likely to dye her hair pink, cry in public, and make a joke no one gets. Skinny dips once in a hot tub and counts that (but does it really?). Down for sexual experiences but also could be a nun one day. Has a doomsday bunker and is vegan. Artistic is a must.

Friend: have you have your ass eaten?
Elija: maybe once?

by Hustlinhiker March 4, 2022