Dumb Bitch Juice

what some bitchs named rhonda and gabby drink because they are ratarded as FUCK

Katie: "Rhonda tried to kill me today because I told her I was gay."
Morgan: "That bitch drinks dumb bitch juice don't even worry about it."

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Gabby: "I'm gay as fuck now I hate dick tehe uwu im s p e c ial"
Ethyn, Morgan, and literally everyone: "(?)"

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

gilbert

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

dawson

fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D

dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

jackie

egg

can write good stories, but only if ethyn reads them as sensually as possible because its fucking hilarious

cockmorton

jackie is THAT bitch

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

Ethyn

Ethyn is a loving, amazing, and handsome human being. He is reliable, caring, and very kind to everyone he meets. He will always be there for you whenever you need him and he can give you really good advice. He will stay up with you until 5 o'clock in the morning while you rant about something that doesn't even matter because he loves you so much. He will always send wholesome memes to you if you're sad. Ethyn is loyal and hates cheaters and players. He wants to be with you and loves contact in any way shape or form. He will love you unconditionally no matter what unless you cheat on him or turn gay for a month because people can do that apparently.

hey babe i love you so much never forget that

hELLA cute laugh uwu <3<3<3

"You're dating Ethyn right?"
"Yeah, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me! UWU"

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019