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a pedophile even tho he is 14

claims to have raped 2 people before he moved to where he is now

kinda chill i guess but he makes everyone as uncomfortable as ronald and he is a huge dickbag

hella full of himself and needs to stop telling people he has a big dick cause he doesnt
niko you narcissistic cunt why would to tell people you raped someone? thats not cash money you fat sack of teenage horomone bullshit
first of all: the fuck is that name son is your mom on ecstasy or summin idk

why you posting your friends small ass dick on your snapchat you illiterate fuck, some of us wanna have a peaceful evening, but no I get grounded for seeing that shit on your story. you dumb ass bitch fuck you
jeshan.

just,,,,,no
you tiny ass hoe. how can someone that is literally 2 inches tall be such a fucking bitch? idk how bout we ask J A S MI NE

you pushup bra, no titty, homophobic, bitch ass, fake friend needs to stay the fuck back sis
jasmine, i dont care that you apologized for being a bitch. youre still a fucking bitch
egg

can write good stories, but only if ethyn reads them as sensually as possible because its fucking hilarious

cockmorton
jackie is THAT bitch
Ethyn is a loving, amazing, and handsome human being. He is reliable, caring, and very kind to everyone he meets. He will always be there for you whenever you need him and he can give you really good advice. He will stay up with you until 5 o'clock in the morning while you rant about something that doesn't even matter because he loves you so much. He will always send wholesome memes to you if you're sad. Ethyn is loyal and hates cheaters and players. He wants to be with you and loves contact in any way shape or form. He will love you unconditionally no matter what unless you cheat on him or turn gay for a month because people can do that apparently.

hey babe i love you so much never forget that

hELLA cute laugh uwu <3<3<3
"You're dating Ethyn right?"
"Yeah, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me! UWU"