dean

wants everyones pussy no matter what age.

probably gonna be a pedophile or sex offender when they turn 18 or some shit
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019
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jeshan

first of all: the fuck is that name son is your mom on ecstasy or summin idk

why you posting your friends small ass dick on your snapchat you illiterate fuck, some of us wanna have a peaceful evening, but no I get grounded for seeing that shit on your story. you dumb ass bitch fuck you
jeshan.

just,,,,,no
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019
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Dumb Bitch Juice

what some bitchs named rhonda and gabby drink because they are ratarded as FUCK
Katie: "Rhonda tried to kill me today because I told her I was gay."
Morgan: "That bitch drinks dumb bitch juice don't even worry about it."

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Gabby: "I'm gay as fuck now I hate dick tehe uwu im s p e c ial"
Ethyn, Morgan, and literally everyone: "(?)"
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019
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Ethyn

Ethyn is a loving, amazing, and handsome human being. He is reliable, caring, and very kind to everyone he meets. He will always be there for you whenever you need him and he can give you really good advice. He will stay up with you until 5 o'clock in the morning while you rant about something that doesn't even matter because he loves you so much. He will always send wholesome memes to you if you're sad. Ethyn is loyal and hates cheaters and players. He wants to be with you and loves contact in any way shape or form. He will love you unconditionally no matter what unless you cheat on him or turn gay for a month because people can do that apparently.

hey babe i love you so much never forget that

hELLA cute laugh uwu <3<3<3
"You're dating Ethyn right?"
"Yeah, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me! UWU"
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019
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jackie

egg

can write good stories, but only if ethyn reads them as sensually as possible because its fucking hilarious

cockmorton
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019
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