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The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.
Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Kenny Pickett mug.The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Brother: TF is that smell?!
Sister: Bro was that you?!
Brother: No!
Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.
Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.
*Locks window*
Brother: Oh shit
Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023
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A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
Get the Stairway to Heavan mug.A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrocious way.
28-3 Atlanta Falcons
2008 Lions
2017 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
2008 Lions
2017 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
by HughJass1986 July 23, 2023
Get the Poverty Team mug.A Whimsical Adventure is where you and your closest friends / the boys go on a trip to somewhere that isn't one another's personal domicile.
Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.
Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.
Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Guy 1: Yo y'all trying to go to this old abandoned house in the woods?
Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?
Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!
Example 3:
Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?
Boy 1: Sure
Girl 2: Yah
Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?
Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!
Example 3:
Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?
Boy 1: Sure
Girl 2: Yah
Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
by HughJass1986 November 22, 2024
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