When a ethnic mother unleashes her crotch goblins into the local store we all know as Walmart.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
They come like a swarm of locusts. Knocking over everything in the aisles for the underpaid child worker to clean up.
They often are shaped like a bowling ball and smell so foul that your bowels will begin to Rot.
It is best you take cover during these trying times.
by HughJass1986 July 09, 2023
Get the Walmart Raid mug.An incest Friendgroup is when normally a larger Friendgroup mixed with both boys and girls and they date each other. The dating span could be weeks to months to years. But they always break up and they both date someone else in their Friendgroup while remaining close friends with their ex's.
Hannah used to date Troy and Troy used to date Madison but now Hannah is dating John and Madison is dating Hunter and Troy is now dating Ava.
Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.
I.E an Incest Friendgroup
Yet they all remain close friends regardless of having awful breakups and they act as if they never dated, passing each other around like blunts and knowing what each other taste like.
I.E an Incest Friendgroup
by HughJass1986 January 01, 2024
Get the Incest Friendgroup mug.A Whimsical Adventure is where you and your closest friends / the boys go on a trip to somewhere that isn't one another's personal domicile.
Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.
Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Often involves mischievous happenings such as but not limited to: Trespassing, evading capture, being chased by variety of people/ animals, fighting, Car break downs, Illegal usage of fireworks, devious tea-spilling, cop/warden encounters, etc.
Whimsical Adventures often lead to the creation of Dad lore, Uncle Lore, and Grandma / Grandpa lore.
Guy 1: Yo y'all trying to go to this old abandoned house in the woods?
Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?
Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!
Example 3:
Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?
Boy 1: Sure
Girl 2: Yah
Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
Guy 2: Hell yah it'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!!
Example 2:
Girl 1: Wanna go to the abandoned carnival?
Girl 2: Sure! It'll be a Whimsical Adventure!!
Example 3:
Girl 1: I wanna go to the Record store. You all down?
Boy 1: Sure
Girl 2: Yah
Girl 1: WHIMSICAL ADVENTURE!!!
by HughJass1986 November 22, 2024
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A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
A strange mysterious yellow machine that abducts children from there humble abode but instead of delivering them to a Child Labor law breaking Heavan called "School" it takes them back to there home where they are safe and sound and where everything is right.
Opposite of Highway to Hell
Guy 1: I'm on the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
Guy 2: I'm so glad that I am out of English class and going home on the Stairway to Heavan!
Guy 1: On the Stairway to Heaven!
by HughJass1986 July 17, 2023
Get the Stairway to Heavan mug.A team that routinely sucks horse ass. They could have the most stacked roster is the history of their sport but still miss the playoffs and go completely defeated or even worse reach the playoffs but choke in a abominable atrocious way.
28-3 Atlanta Falcons
2008 Lions
2017 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
2008 Lions
2017 Browns
Browns entire history since 3,000,000 BC
Tony Romo and Dak Prescott's era Cowboys are examples of poverty teams
by HughJass1986 July 23, 2023
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