A large tuft of unkempt anal pubic hairs that can be found clustered around a filthy anus. (Most often these mops are chock-full of dingleberries) they are known to help clean shit off of a penis (or object) that has been removed from a stinky, shit riddled asshole.
by Hugh Jayniss January 31, 2016
JIM: Why do that today when i can push it off until tomorrow and possibly start the following day?
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.
by Hugh Jayniss February 01, 2016