Hu Phlung Pu's definitions

cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

by Hu Phlung Pu March 2, 2011