by Hstikkytokky November 22, 2021
Tikkyism refers to the sacred religious practice of dropping loose game on a chosen and enlightened bundalenger. The religion of Tikkyism was founded by Lord H and his well trusted disciple, Ed. The first commandment is a highly regarded one- that loose game must be initiated by asking the bundalenger where they live; followed by explaining that your Nan actually lives there too. Therefore, Tikkyists seek to have firm grips on their woods- an exercise which should be practiced every weekend. The place of worship is the prestigious, Marbella. Marbella includes extreme wood holding action as well as the highly respected tradition of “bird-watching” as another activity expected from Tikkyists on pilgrimage when in Marbella.
Tikkyism bible verses to refer to when in bundalenger drought:
Lord H: 2:32 “I’ve got an AP round the corner if you’re looking for some big wood tonight girl”
Disciple Eduardo: 4:11 “You alright girl, I was just birdwatching and I wanna show you a good time, what’s your numero darlin?”
Lord H: 2:32 “I’ve got an AP round the corner if you’re looking for some big wood tonight girl”
Disciple Eduardo: 4:11 “You alright girl, I was just birdwatching and I wanna show you a good time, what’s your numero darlin?”
by Hstikkytokky May 29, 2022