Chocahol

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.
"Beware the dangers of consuming large quantities of chocahol."
by Horse Nipple March 11, 2008
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Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.
"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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Mutha fuckin' JAM!

A term used to describe something that is awesome beyond words.

Used in My Way Entertainment's Ghostbusters parody.

Variants include but are not limited to:
Mutha fuckin' JAM!
JAM!
JAM, nigga!
OH,JAM!
Crazy Bastard #1: "Charles Manson was Mutha fuckin' JAM!"
Crazy Bastard #2: "Naw, naw! Jeffrey Dahmer was JAM, nigga!"
by Horse Nipple March 14, 2008
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Ape-ass Crazy

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.
"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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