Russian CAT Scan

The act of hooking a severed power cord of a VCR, (trust me, we only do this with VCR cords)to the testicles of your enemies as a means of torture...or just cause it's fucking funny in an evil, morbid sort of way.

A.K.A. Russian X-Ray, inspired by cartoon electrocutions in which Tom, a poor cat's skeleton is shown as he is constantly tortured by a asshole mouse named Jerry.

"GTFO, you dumbass or I'll give you a Russian CAT scan!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Irish Shiner

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Chocahol

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.

"Beware the dangers of consuming large quantities of chocahol."

by Horse Nipple March 10, 2008

Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008