Definitions by Horse Nipple

Chinese Ass Infection 

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

Chinese Ass Infection by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Dropping a Gangster 

Taking a humongous shit.

Sometimes to Vanilla Ice's Ice, Ice Baby

"Dude, he's been in there Dropping a Gangster for 30 minutes now."

Dropping a Gangster by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Irish Shiner 

Polishing a woman's ass using a spit-shine method, for the purpose of using your spit as an anal lube.

"Hey, I gave your wife an Irish Shiner last night."

Irish Shiner by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Chocahol 

This is what Chocaholics are addicted to.

"Beware the dangers of consuming large quantities of chocahol."

Chocahol by Horse Nipple March 10, 2008