Definitions by Horny old man

humpin like madcow 

To engage in sexual intercourse frequently. Usualy in an attemy to impregnate. Refers to the motions made by infected cattle

I havent left the house for 2 days, we've been humpin like madcow

humpin like madcow by Horny old man January 2, 2005

Balls 

the testicles, usually stored in the scrotum unless you have problems!!!

I have 2 balls, lick em' bitch!

Balls by Horny old man November 11, 2002