Hoppin Hal's definitions

Swanosis

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.

The diagnosis for her was swanosis.

by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Buzz cut

A haircut while one is under the influence.

Woa bro what happen to your hair did a blind person cut it?
No I got a buzz cut.

by Hoppin Hal July 21, 2019

Coronarate

The inflated cost of Goods and PPE due to the Covid 19 Coronavirus.

This place is selling mask and toilet paper at coronarate prices ,5 times the regular cost. They have coronarated their products.

by Hoppin Hal May 1, 2020

marianoid

One who is paranoid from the effects of marijuana.

I just smoked some pot and it made me marianoid.

by Hoppin Hal June 19, 2017

halacorne

A majestical hero that brings amazing into your life.

I have had horrible day , I could use a halacorne.

by Hoppin Hal June 7, 2018

Methage

The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.

John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.

by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021

Extamassage

A extreme massage that puts one in a state of Ecstasy.

I feel amazing after that extamassage.

by Hoppin Hal February 20, 2022