Definitions by Hoppin Hal

Extamassage 

A extreme massage that puts one in a state of Ecstasy.

I feel amazing after that extamassage.

Extamassage by Hoppin Hal February 20, 2022

Methage 

The act at which one sends random text messages that have no meaning or extremely long messages that runs on about many non important topics directly follow getting high on meth.

John just sent me a methage that was like a book and I have no idea what he is saying or why he would send it to me.

Methage by Hoppin Hal July 4, 2021

Coronarate 

The inflated cost of Goods and PPE due to the Covid 19 Coronavirus.

This place is selling mask and toilet paper at coronarate prices ,5 times the regular cost. They have coronarated their products.

Coronarate by Hoppin Hal May 1, 2020

Buzz cut 

A haircut while one is under the influence.

Woa bro what happen to your hair did a blind person cut it?
No I got a buzz cut.

Buzz cut by Hoppin Hal July 21, 2019

Swanosis 

A strong attraction to the guy/girl of your dreams. The condition of falling in love with "the one ". Life Mate.

The diagnosis for her was swanosis.

Swanosis by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

Twack pack 

A backpack or purse/bag with pointless items that a tweaker can make into for doing meth.

Tweakers packing up together becomes a Twack Pack.

Where and why do you have all those pointless things? I carry them in my twack pack. Never know when you'll need a broken pen, tape, hose, caulk , wood glue, and empty bottle bro.

Look she has more friends than yesterday. No I think they are becoming a twack pack.

Twack pack by Hoppin Hal July 10, 2019

halacorne 

A majestical hero that brings amazing into your life.

I have had horrible day , I could use a halacorne.

halacorne by Hoppin Hal June 7, 2018