Hooligan Mikey's definitions

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Pot luck supper ass

Big female butt. Usually found on overweight midwestern church ladies clad in polyester pants. Somehow PSA is nearly always on short gray haired "single" women.

man!! total pot luck supper ass...

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009