Definitions by Hoo Lee Gan

Artifellatial Intelligence 

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.

Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.

Artifellatial Intelligence by Hoo Lee Gan December 26, 2020

Gladhanding 

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

Gladhanding by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

Browncastle 

Verb. To shove a White Castle slider directly up your ass, in the hope it will feel better on the way out.

Roommate: “Dude, that White Castle from last night totally hurt coming out this morning. Why aren’t you hung over?”

Me: “I totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.”

Browncastle by Hoo Lee Gan September 22, 2019

Innandoutovation 

Innovation in sex and / or porn acts (new positions, money shots, techniques, etc.).

Overheard at the 2016 AVN Awards: this year's "Innandoutovation in Blowjobs" award goes to...

...your mom!

Innandoutovation by Hoo Lee Gan October 14, 2016

Vantry 

The rented minivan you stock full of food and beer (and possibly Cannadabis) for camping at a 3 day music event, and somehow fail to unload the whole time, making it a makeshift kitchen pantry.

Vantry!

Vantry by Hoo Lee Gan September 4, 2016

Cannadabis

Um, weed from Canada?

"Yo, what do they call weed from Canada?"

"Cannadabis."

Cannadabis by Hoo Lee Gan September 2, 2016

Bowlstice 

A 420 celebration of the longest (or shortest) day of the year.

You: "Dude, how are you going to celebrate the Summer Bowlstice?"

Me: "The same way I did last year. By smoking a bowl, and eating Cap'n Crunch...out of a bowl." (Mic drop)

Bowlstice by Hoo Lee Gan June 21, 2016