8 definitions by Hoo Lee Gan

1
A 420 celebration of the longest (or shortest) day of the year.
You: "Dude, how are you going to celebrate the Summer Bowlstice?"

Me: "The same way I did last year. By smoking a bowl, and eating Cap'n Crunch...out of a bowl." (Mic drop)
by Hoo Lee Gan June 21, 2016
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2
Verb. To shove a White Castle slider directly up your ass, in the hope it will feel better on the way out.
Roommate: “Dude, that White Castle from last night totally hurt coming out this morning. Why aren’t you hung over?”

Me: “I totally browncastled my sliders. Sucked at the time, but I feel like a champ this morning.”
by Hoo Lee Gan September 22, 2019
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3
The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.
I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.
by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019
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4
Um, weed from Canada?
"Yo, what do they call weed from Canada?"

"Cannadabis."
by Hoo Lee Gan September 02, 2016
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The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.
Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.
by Hoo Lee Gan December 26, 2020
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6
Innovation in sex and / or porn acts (new positions, money shots, techniques, etc.).
Overheard at the 2016 AVN Awards: this year's "Innandoutovation in Blowjobs" award goes to...

...your mom!
by Hoo Lee Gan October 14, 2016
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The rented minivan you stock full of food and beer (and possibly Cannadabis) for camping at a 3 day music event, and somehow fail to unload the whole time, making it a makeshift kitchen pantry.
Vantry!
by Hoo Lee Gan September 04, 2016
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