Hoo Lee Gan's definitions

Cannadabis

Um, weed from Canada?

"Yo, what do they call weed from Canada?"

"Cannadabis."

by Hoo Lee Gan September 2, 2016

Innandoutovation

Innovation in sex and / or porn acts (new positions, money shots, techniques, etc.).

Overheard at the 2016 AVN Awards: this year's "Innandoutovation in Blowjobs" award goes to...

...your mom!

by Hoo Lee Gan October 14, 2016

Vantry

The rented minivan you stock full of food and beer (and possibly Cannadabis) for camping at a 3 day music event, and somehow fail to unload the whole time, making it a makeshift kitchen pantry.

Vantry!

by Hoo Lee Gan September 4, 2016

Gladhanding

The act of giving someone a hand job through a trash bag.

I refuse to date my garbage collector, but I’ve been gladhanding him for years.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 13, 2019

Artifellatial Intelligence

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.

Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 26, 2020

Bowlstice

A 420 celebration of the longest (or shortest) day of the year.

You: "Dude, how are you going to celebrate the Summer Bowlstice?"

Me: "The same way I did last year. By smoking a bowl, and eating Cap'n Crunch...out of a bowl." (Mic drop)

by Hoo Lee Gan June 21, 2016

word hump

When a football announcer will simply not shut the fuck up about just how great and game changing one player (or coach, spectator, etc.) is.

Also applies to any other person who simply will not shut the fuck up about how great someone (usually someone they do not know and have never met) is.

Going into the National Championship game the other night, I just knew Brent Musburger was going to word hump someone. I just didn't know it was going to be Miss Alabama.

At least he didn't refer to her as an Alabama Hotpocket...

by Hoo Lee Gan January 9, 2013