Definitions by Homer Jay

chewscrew 

Waking up in a strange girls house, the day after the office Xmas party and realising what, and who you've just done.

"I can't believe you chewscrewed that slapper!"

chewscrew by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

Jonesgo 

(unit of time)
The time it takes a Welsh Brummie to get a really obscure sexual innuendo or joke.

Usually equates to several minutes.

Bloody hell mate, that took you an absolute jonesgo to get that one!!

Jonesgo by Homer Jay January 30, 2004

adderley 

Exclamation made when you find that a puppy has ripped up your lino and shat on the floorboards.

"oh fuckin' Adderley! not again! you little bastard!"

adderley by Homer Jay January 28, 2004