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abominable retard

A grown ass man or woman that wears a full on snow suit in public place such as work or a shopping mall.

Look who walked in the door is that who I think it is? Yep it’s the abominable retard herself.

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Someone that takes charge of the lowest level job at an office. Counting mail.

I'm supposed to put letters in one pile and checks in another pile so maybe I'd better ask the mail boss for official training.

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