Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Holy mouley

Hot sausage roll

Hot sausage roll - when you shit in your hand and then have a wank

"Dude I had the best hot sausage roll last night"
"Me too bro"

A hot sausage roll is when you defecate in your hand and proceed to masturbate

Bro that was a sick hot sausage roll you just pulled , big load

The act of defecating into your own hand and proceeding to masturbate with the same hand

"Aw bro that chick was so hot I couldn't resist a hot sausage roll in the corner'