flying ass balls

An expression of tiredness and laziness, often used when not wanting to go to work

Holy flying ass balls, I do not want to go to work today.

by Holy balls of fire August 17, 2017

Douchey Dick

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018