Definitions by Holy balls of fire

Douchey Dick 

A soapy penis; when soap is used instead of lube.

Bob: So how was the one night stand last night?

Paul: It was great. I hit her with the douchey dick while in the shower.

Douchey Dick by Holy balls of fire August 23, 2018

flying ass balls 

An expression of tiredness and laziness, often used when not wanting to go to work

Holy flying ass balls, I do not want to go to work today.

flying ass balls by Holy balls of fire August 17, 2017