Definitions by Holly Trunk

haterade

Additive to prepared food that makes it taste like your mother-in-law's cooking

My husband yearned for his mother's meatloaf, so to please him I added a bit of haterade.

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A trace vitamin that restores your ability to continue hating long after most people would give it up.

I had no more energy for hating the deserving bastard. So I bought a six pack of haterade and continued all thru the night

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