What is in chinese food.
When my son Skippy burped up something that smelled like ass. NASTY ASS.. I asked him what crawled in his mouth and died? He replied 'I had chinese today'. I replied you had pug today.
by holly palmer November 30, 2007
When your fiance Scott shows up with a new car (for him) without telling you and it is Barney Purple. GAY ASS PURPLE....He must be gay driving that piece of shit. But he refers to himself as Mr.SS. Does that mean Mr. Stupid Shit? I guess that's why he is now an ex. Barnasor..Gay assed purple Monte Carlo.
by Holly Palmer January 16, 2008
When Russell went to have his stint pulled out of his kidneys, his dick was up in his throat. It looked like a grub worm wearing a turtle neck. That is a little dick.
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008
When I went to have my ears checked out by a new Doctor, he walks in the room and I suddenly forget my ear problems and I told him I needed a Manogram. Could you help??????
by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008