2 definitions by Hodgepodge
A glorious little shit hole in Central Iowa, well known for not having anything to do, not having any place to work, and having lots of weed. If you live in Newton, Iowa, you are either addicted to drugs, too poor to move to a better place, or an old, retired person. Newton, Iowa offers a variety of activities for young people to do, such as smoke weed, drive around town for six hours with no destination (sometimes while smoking weed), go to the roller skating rink (if you're 12), smoke weed, attend one of the 50 churches, eat fast food, smoke weed, have unprotected sex with multiple partners (at once or separately), go bowling, or cook meth, just to name them all. Newton, Iowa also has a fairly new race track, so now everything is just FUCKING DANDY! You can't smoke a race track, so very few Newton teens enjoy it. Newton, Iowa is 30 miles away from everything. Avoid this town like the plague.
Welcome to Newton, Iowa. We hope you brought something to do.
Man 1: "Where are you from?"
Man 2: "Newton, Iowa."
Man 1: "Sucks to be you, man."
Man 2: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so baked right now."
Man 1: "Where are you from?"
Man 2: "Newton, Iowa."
Man 1: "Sucks to be you, man."
Man 2: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so baked right now."
by Hodgepodge February 19, 2012
A member of gamefaqs, often found at RI, usually making cynical/sarcastic comments. He could be described as egotistical, but according to him, he's just plain flippin amazing. Also an X member of The Hallway on Gamefaqs. Rumor has it that he once set fire to a hobo, but that still hasnt checked out yet.
Rumor also has it that his next victom was to be Vdgx, but he was killed by scotty, so thatll have to wait.
Rumor also has it that his next victom was to be Vdgx, but he was killed by scotty, so thatll have to wait.
by Hodgepodge August 13, 2006