Definitions by Hobblefoot

Bournemouth area 

Generally known on the South Coast as the area between the front bum and the bum’ole. Long and narrow like the Bournemouth beach and can attract both sand residue and crabs

Blimey Barbara, my ‘Bournemouth area’ is red raw after last night…

Bournemouth area by Hobblefoot April 4, 2025

Bournemouth Area 

Generally known on the South Coast as the area between the front bum and the bum’ole. Long and narrow like the Bournemouth beach and can attract both sand residue and crabs

I tell you what, after last night, Barbara doesn’t half have a raw looking ‘Bournemouth area’

Bournemouth Area by Hobblefoot April 4, 2025