Definitions by His Dudliness

fappetizer 

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.

During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.

fappetizer by his dudliness October 15, 2015

shitlins 

small little turds at most 1/2 as big as regular turds.

man I thought I had to take a colossal shit, but it just turned out to be a few shitlins

shitlins by his dudliness January 26, 2014

eccentric

Billionaire Richard Branson

Your almost as eccentric as Richard Branson

eccentric by His Dudliness April 16, 2008