3 definitions by His Dudliness
Your almost as eccentric as Richard Branson
by His Dudliness April 16, 2008
by His Dudliness January 26, 2014
viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
by His Dudliness September 1, 2015